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To think a lack of opposable thumbs is no excuse...

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WaitingForMe · 22/12/2011 22:09

... for not wrapping the kittens Christmas presents?

Sometimes I think my DH completely lacks festive spirit!

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WorraLiberty · 22/12/2011 22:12

Where are the kittens parents in all this?

Why aren't they wrapping prezzies for their offspring? Xmas Hmm

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AnnoyingOrange · 22/12/2011 22:12

Does he lack thumbs too?

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HeidiKat · 22/12/2011 22:26

YANBU, kittens don't need thumbs to open presents, teeth will do just fine.

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minimisschief · 22/12/2011 22:29

i think your dh was trying to say your a sad act in a non offensive way by making an excuse.

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WaitingForMe · 22/12/2011 22:32

I'm sorry to say this WorraLiberty but the kittens' mother was a slut of a child bride quite ill equipped for the burden of motherhood. As soon as she could, she ran outside and got herself knocked up with no consideration to consequences.

DH has all his thumbs and has been informed that I shall help the thumb lacking kittens to unwrap their gifts in the event that HeidiKat is mistaken (unlikely). They are now duly wrapped although he keeps giving me funny looks

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WorraLiberty · 22/12/2011 22:37

Well you just carry on enabling the slut mother won't you?

And what about the Father?

I suppose he was any old Tom, Dick or....not actually just Tom.

Xmas Hmm

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mummymccar · 22/12/2011 22:38

A lack of Thumbs hasn't stopped my three naughty kittens from opening all the presents this year - I say go for it! Xmas Grin

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WaitingForMe · 22/12/2011 22:45

The slut mother was found roaming the streets and post birth was prevented from returning to her dirty ways. But yes as ever, dad never shown his face and not so much as a catnip lolly in the post Xmas Angry

The kittens aren't terribly interested in the tree or presents mummymccar although one quite likes licking the wall. I fear they aren't terribly bright Xmas Sad

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