to actually kill dh, slowly and painfully?

[AtYourCervix]

he has discovered a new radio station.

Fucking Christmas FM

[WorraLiberty]

It sounds a lot more exciting that Christmas FM

[WorraLiberty]

*than

[ISayHolmes]

...has he shown it to the children?

[AFuckingFestiveKnackeredWoman]

God yanbu. I love Christmas but i don't do Christmas music

[Primafacie]

Ooh, is it really called Fucking Christmas FM? I can almost hear the songs -

Rudolph the bloody red nose reindeer
I'm dreading a white Christmas
Old broken toy trains
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, that won't fit in the lounge...

:o

[wahwahwah]

sounds like fun - where is it?

[WorraLiberty]

Mary's Boy Child - Boner M

[CotherMuckingFunt]

Just make sure you do it in a festive manner. Maybe hang baubles through his nipples, a minature tree up his arse, and strangulation by tinsel.

And hum We Wish You A Merry Christmas while you're doing it.

[TwoStepsBack]

YANBU

Pour brandy over him and set him alight.

[HazleNutt]

Oh I'm sure they play the classics like

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Santa Claus is foolin' Around
Twelwe Pains of Christmas (The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is finding a Christmas tree)
Wreck the Malls This Christmas Season

[GingerSnapsBack]

Yanbu i'd be puttiing HIS baubles on the Christmas tree! :o

[caramelwaffle]

You would be mad to kill him slowly.

Have you seen Bad Girls?

[AtYourCervix]

problem is, if i kill him i'll have noone to cook and clean for me. i might just need to smash up his 14 televisions and 37 radios he has dotted around the house.

[ariadneoliver]

You just have to hope he doesn't also discover the tv channel Christmas 24.

[Psammead]

I want to know more about the 12 pains of Christmas.

[ChippingInNeedsSleep]

Where has he found it?

[SarahStratton]

Don't forget Christmas 24 +1. Bloody DD2 discovered it yesterday.



:(

[AtYourCervix]

oh he's already found those. i threatened to cut off his bollocks if he didn't put it off though. he gave in after i stood over him with the bread knife.

[AtYourCervix]

fucking mariah cary on now.

it's on DAB. on Smooth Radio

[GrimmaTheNome]

Among his 14 radios surely he has something portable with headphones?

[AtYourCervix]

fucking brats also enjoy the fucking festive music.

i suspect they were swapped at birth and aren't mine at all.

[Psammead]

Am now listening to Christmas FM.

Marvellous.

Thas for this thread!

It's that chirpy song with no words that sounds a bit Irishy and diddly diddly.

[Psammead]

Oooh now it's a fiddly version of Winter Wonderland.

Lovely!

I love my iPad.

[AtYourCervix]

shut up psamm.