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DooinMeCleanin Wed 26-Oct-11 12:14:18

He allowed the children to stay up late last knowing they had to be up early for playgroup while I went to Zumba.

Not only did he do this, he also brought home and left in child sight, a can of Apple Tango. One singular can. We have two children hmm

I now have two over tired children, one can of Tango and to top it all off my head phones have broken and with all the screaming I have forgotten where my emergency pair are. Oh yes and the Greyhound keeps farting. I'll find a way to blame DH for that too shortly.

CocoPopsAddict Wed 26-Oct-11 12:16:27

Well you could pour the can of tango between two glasses for them?

Sorry to hear you're having a rubbish day.

aldiwhore Wed 26-Oct-11 12:16:33

YABU.

Share the Tango. They'll still get up in the morning. Take your headphones OUT. Open wine. Find a different dog food or leave the bastard.

worraliberty Wed 26-Oct-11 12:17:05

What's wrong with opening the can and tipping it into two glasses? confused

I feel your pain re the dog farts. Mine keeps farting and then immediately jumping up to stare at his bum in wonderment hmm

pictish Wed 26-Oct-11 12:18:21

The Tango should be shared, and if that is not agreeable to them, they go without. Simple!

squeakyfreakytoy Wed 26-Oct-11 12:18:47

Send the kids to bed, with the dog... and drink the tango. ...

Problem solved grin

DooinMeCleanin Wed 26-Oct-11 12:19:10

I have no idea what is wrong with splitting the Tango into two glasses, but then, I am not 4 and 8 and in the middle of a tantrum. If I was then I would realise that pouring the Tango into 2 glasses is very wrong.

worraliberty Wed 26-Oct-11 12:20:05

Then put the Tango away and tell them if they don't share, they don't get.

Tortoiseinadarkspell Wed 26-Oct-11 12:22:34

Maybe he fed the dog the second can of Tango? The bastard.

DooinMeCleanin Wed 26-Oct-11 12:25:09

I've sent dd1 to the shop for more Tango <easy way out, quiet life blush>

No doubt she will come back with a different flavour and it will somehow be better than the Apple can that almost caused them to kill each other hmm

Is there anyway I could convince tham to nap? Drugs maybe? Then I could go swimming at bedtime and leave DH to deal with the trouble he has created.

MrBloomsNursery Wed 26-Oct-11 12:27:00

Eeew...Apple Tango? Yuck.

pictish Wed 26-Oct-11 12:27:03

You crumbler!

It'll be well worth their while to kick off next time they don't want to share something. Persistence gets results!
Hahahaa sucker! grin

PetiteRaleuse Wed 26-Oct-11 12:30:53

I was ready to come on here and say YABU stop exaggerating but then saw your name and without even reading your posts can tell you YANBU.

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