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X Factor: Does Frankie Cocozza have nits?

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crystalglasses · 24/10/2011 20:39

He keeps scratching his head. I hope he's not spreading it about.

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RealityIsADistantMemory · 24/10/2011 20:41

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nancy75 · 24/10/2011 20:42

nits looks like the most pleasant thing he is likely to have

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LeBOOOf · 24/10/2011 20:43

Louis ruffled his hair before Risk came on. Let's just hope he didn't sneak a wank under the table before washing his hands.

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lechillycornsilk · 24/10/2011 20:44

Are we all starting Frankie Cocozza threads tonight then? Is it a competition?

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aldiwhore · 24/10/2011 20:46

Meh can't be arsed repeating myself all night, but if I was a 17 year old lass, I would.

He's cute, got the swagger, the silly hair, the skinny jeans, the cocky attitude... unfortunately he hasn't got the talent, which is what is separating him for Jim Morrison, Marc Bolan et al... without the talent, you're just a disrespectful tart with an arrogant swagger that makes people just wish for you to fall on your face.

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ReebleBeeble · 24/10/2011 20:58

Dp says no, not nits or scabies. Probably the come down from all the drugs. He says this whilst furiously scratching his beard for about 10 minutes...

Should I be worried? Confused

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Mandy2003 · 24/10/2011 21:16

Saw a review in the paper that said his singing voice was weaker than Michael Jackson's pulse. Oh dearHmm

It's probably dried-in hair products making him itch.

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microfight · 25/10/2011 09:07

Agreed he must have he always scratching that nest

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BupcakesandHaunting · 25/10/2011 09:20

He looks a mess.

He wants to get himself a nice short back and sides and a pair of Farahs.

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LynetteScavo · 25/10/2011 09:25

He needs a bath.

And some Hedrin.

And a proper haircut.

And a proper job.

And, I imagine, a visit to the STD clinic.

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LynetteScavo · 25/10/2011 09:27

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TurkeyBurgerThing · 25/10/2011 11:02

I think he's great! I think people would probably be surprised to hear Bobby Gillespie singing live, he's even more out of tune singing his own songs than Frankie was!

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