to be disgusted at my shitting husband

[Gloribe]

Shit appears to be a theme today.

My DH is normally quite well mannered and comes equipped with all the required social skills. However he has recently started coming into the bathroom to have a shit while I am in the bath or shower. He says he can't wait until I'm done. I think what's the point in having £15 lavender scented bubbles from L'Occitane when he's firing out a smelly dump a metre from my head. I shout at him, but he says I'm being precious and it's what all married people do. Now, I don't want to ask my friends if this sort of thing is normal, so I'm throwing it out here.

And it fucking stinks.

Yesterday I was on the loo when he came in and pissed in the sink.
I'm not sure what the hell has happened to him.

AIBU to think this is vile?
[hconfused]

[norrisghoulafterpm]

lock the door?

[squeakytoy]

er, would a lock on the door not be a simple solution?

[MrBloomsNursery]

[wahwahwah]

Lock the door

[Methe]

Just take him to the vets and have him put to sleep.

[Angel786]

Yanbu.

[DawnOfTheDeementedDead]

He pissed in the sink? Dirty fucker!

I'd suggest you invest in a lock for the bathroom, sharpish.

[ZombiesAteYourCervix]

I'd have to leave tha bastard. Not asseptable.

[Gloribe]

We don't have a lock on the door because of our DD's habit of locking herself in. Better suggestions?

[Grumpla]

Lock the door.

That, or leave the bastard.

[MedusaIsHavingABadHairDay]

It's not normal! My DH wouldn't dream of using the loo if I was in the bath!
Lock the door.

[SecretNutellaFix]

Put a lock high up on the door? Where your DD can't reach?

[loveglove]

Ask him if he needs the toilet before going in the bath.

You can get locks for internal doors that open with keys from the outside (DD) - just remember to take the keys in with you when you go in.

[slightlymad72]

you can buy locks that you can open from the outside.

[Rudawakening]

Put a lock at the top of the door where DD can not reach but you can.

[GooseyLoosey]

Lock at the top of the door where dd can't reach.

[SickleBOO]

Hook & eye type lock at adult height. The sort you can get on gates.
Fill a beaker with water when you're in the shower & tip it over his head.

[discobeaver]

Put a lock really high up where your dd can't reach?
That's utterly disgusting behaviour, wtf? Shit on his dinner plate.

[usualsuspect]

you only have one bathroom?

[discobeaver]

Ha, x posted with everyone, except the dinner plate part . . .

[Poodleplops]

Make him take a dump outside.

[Gloribe]

Thanks MNetters. I didn't think it was normal. The lock from the outside sounds like a good idea but I suspect he gets some weird sick thrill out of my disgust.

[loveglove]

poop on his chest while he's asleep.

[nickelbabe]

I can see his POV, from the fact when you need to go, you need to go, but if he's doing it every time, then he's being a twat.

You're not being precious - if it stinks then he's ruining your wash time.

If you can't lock the door, then shove a chair against it, or a big box.

[Yama]

I was going to say put a lock at adult height but I see numerous posters have beaten me to it.

YANBU