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DreamsOfScream Mon 17-Oct-11 16:23:51

I think not.

Mumsnet seem to have gone abit mental todayconfused

What on earth is going on with these frankly bizzar threads?

Can someone fill me in please?


I suspect we are being invaded.

The best thing is to not bite.

They love that. They have one window open at mumsnet and another at and gleefully describe how they made them wimmin cross.

The more you yell at them - the more they love it.

The only winner is Kleenex mansize who see a doubling of their profits.

WitchesBroomForMyChin Mon 17-Oct-11 17:03:24

Where are the bizarre threads? I could do with a giggle.

DreamsOfScream Mon 17-Oct-11 17:08:29


<<dons protective clothing in preparation of invasion>>

<<closes window for>>

<<whistles while looking innocent>>

I'm not sure that they're bizarre.

In fact, they're quite rational.

Indeed. Rational

<whistles nonchalantly at glances over at Advanced Search>

Now. Where did I put my Big Wooden Spoon?...

StewieGriffinsMom Mon 17-Oct-11 17:10:04

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WitchesBroomForMyChin Mon 17-Oct-11 17:14:01

Haha I see grin

It has been really weird today.

And the general theme seems to be people shitting in various toilets, causing mayhem and distress to those who own the toilets and would prefer shitting to involve rainbows and rose petals. The best thread on this subject seems to have vanished (I hope to classics and not to tech oblivion).

Obviously I am not Rational enough for these threads.

purplewerepidj Mon 17-Oct-11 17:41:56

I am clearly unable to formulate any rational thought process at all today hmm

you mean your shit doesn't involve rainbows and rose petals?

<looks down nose at NoOne>

CombineArvester Mon 17-Oct-11 17:45:33

Right I've started a thread about this in Site Stuff.

What hell is all this hniting about rational? Don't you know I've only had four hours sleep? Give us a better hnit please. Or a clue.

My shit Hecate?

I don't do anything so vulgar. I've been holding it in for years thank you very much.

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses Mon 17-Oct-11 17:49:35

WHERE IS SHIRLEYKNOT? She can sniff 'em out in their lairs usual crappy little forums. It's uncanny. I've said it before and I'll say it again: she's a foul-mouthed Miss Marple.

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