To think DB should replace the cake he thrusted at?

[HullEnzia]

It was freshly baked and now it's splattered all over the floor. DB says he's skint and can't afford to get me a new one but the kids are expecting the cake when they get in. AIBU to tell him to find the money and buy us one?

[troisgarcons]

"blinking rapidly"

Your brother had sex with a cake and now you want a new one?


Uh-ha

[wahwahwah]

what's to 'thrust at' and why would you do it to a cake?

[Putrifyno]

I wouldn't trust him in the bakers, personally!

[FetchezLaVampire]

Was he channelling Jim in American Pie?

[whattodoo]

I hope he's cleaned up the mess

[GsyGacheFiend]

troisgarcons,
I don't know what lead your DB to thrust a cake OP, but YANBU he should get you a new one.

[LaurieFairyCake]

If your brother lives with you and has sex with cakes in front of you, you have bigger problems than your children living cakeless.

hth.

[Georgimama]

Are Hully and her friends having a competition to start the maddest AIBU thread? Every thread I've glanced at in the last five minutes has been bonkers.

I think we should be told....

[melika]

What ya mean, 'thrusted'?

[AMumInScotland]

I thought apple pies were the normal V-substitute rather than sponges. Not enough resistance to be much fun, I'd have thought?

[melika]

Yak!

[Pandemoniaa]

I suppose if you fill a sponge with a robust enough buttercream mixture then perhaps it might make some sort of V-substitute.

[confusedpixie]

I'd be a bit concerned if I had a brother who thrusted at cakes...

[troisgarcons]

It adds a whole new dimention to cream cakes being naughty but nice

[eurochick]

What the fuckity???

[troisgarcons]

I'd suggest putting it in a bowl but you probably wouldnt want to trifle with it

[picnicbasketcase]

Do you also have a husband who ejaculates over your college asssignments?

[TechnoViking]

Did he give it a creampie?

[stepawayfromtheecclescakes]

all together now ' I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar... when I mitmoo' or rather is this yet another weird thread like so many others today?

[Tequilamockinbat]

YABU for letting the kids expect cake when they get in

[OTheHugeWerewolef]

Are we with cow? Are we? Are we?

[MrsPennySworth]

Bet the kids eat jam sandwiches for lunch too! Tut!

[stepawayfromtheecclescakes]

I am beginning to wonder very seriously OThe HugeWerewolef

[MadameWooOOoovary]

I think the OP meant to write "throwed" as they are not very bright