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To think DB should replace the cake he thrusted at?

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HullEnzia Mon 17-Oct-11 15:11:35

It was freshly baked and now it's splattered all over the floor. DB says he's skint and can't afford to get me a new one but the kids are expecting the cake when they get in. AIBU to tell him to find the money and buy us one?

troisgarcons Mon 17-Oct-11 15:13:27

"blinking rapidly"

Your brother had sex with a cake and now you want a new one?


wahwahwah Mon 17-Oct-11 15:14:44

what's to 'thrust at' and why would you do it to a cake?

Putrifyno Mon 17-Oct-11 15:15:01

I wouldn't trust him in the bakers, personally!

FetchezLaVampire Mon 17-Oct-11 15:15:32

Was he channelling Jim in American Pie?

whattodoo Mon 17-Oct-11 15:15:53

I hope he's cleaned up the mess

GsyGacheFiend Mon 17-Oct-11 15:16:14

grin troisgarcons,
I don't know what lead your DB to thrust a cake OP, but YANBU he should get you a new one.

LaurieFairyCake Mon 17-Oct-11 15:16:39

If your brother lives with you and has sex with cakes in front of you, you have bigger problems than your children living cakeless.


Georgimama Mon 17-Oct-11 15:16:45

Are Hully and her friends having a competition to start the maddest AIBU thread? Every thread I've glanced at in the last five minutes has been bonkers.

I think we should be told....

melika Mon 17-Oct-11 15:16:56

What ya mean, 'thrusted'?hmm

AMumInScotland Mon 17-Oct-11 15:17:43

I thought apple pies were the normal V-substitute rather than sponges. Not enough resistance to be much fun, I'd have thought?

melika Mon 17-Oct-11 15:18:38


Pandemoniaa Mon 17-Oct-11 15:20:12

I suppose if you fill a sponge with a robust enough buttercream mixture then perhaps it might make some sort of V-substitute.

<slaps self for even beginning to get drawn in>

confusedpixie Mon 17-Oct-11 15:20:29

I'd be a bit concerned if I had a brother who thrusted at cakes...

troisgarcons Mon 17-Oct-11 15:21:00

It adds a whole new dimention to cream cakes being naughty but nice

eurochick Mon 17-Oct-11 15:21:09

What the fuckity???

troisgarcons Mon 17-Oct-11 15:22:35

I'd suggest putting it in a bowl but you probably wouldnt want to trifle with it grin

picnicbasketcase Mon 17-Oct-11 15:24:40

Do you also have a husband who ejaculates over your college asssignments?

TechnoViking Mon 17-Oct-11 15:25:38

Did he give it a creampie?

all together now ' I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar... when I mitmoo' or rather is this yet another weird thread like so many others today?

Tequilamockinbat Mon 17-Oct-11 15:27:48

YABU for letting the kids expect cake when they get in smile

OTheHugeWerewolef Mon 17-Oct-11 15:35:19

<hides recently thrusted cake>

Are we with cow? Are we? Are we?

<falls over self with excitement>

MrsPennySworth Mon 17-Oct-11 15:36:41

Bet the kids eat jam sandwiches for lunch too! Tut!

I am beginning to wonder very seriously OThe HugeWerewolef

ScaredBear Mon 17-Oct-11 15:37:29

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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