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To just love POO!

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Hullygully · 14/10/2011 14:49

Children pooing on pavements! Workmen pooing in toilets!

People pooing in stations! People haing pooey accidents in shops!

Nothing like a lovely old POO POO POO

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aldiwhore · 14/10/2011 14:49

And don't forget have actual sex with it...

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GypsyMoth · 14/10/2011 14:50

Are you the poo troll??

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ScaredBear · 14/10/2011 14:50

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ShirleyKnot · 14/10/2011 14:50

POOP! POOP!

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aldiwhore · 14/10/2011 14:50

Fuck sorry I'm typing like Borat if you pleases.

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SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 14/10/2011 14:50

Ah, cophrophelia. Lovely.

You can tell it's Friday....

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Hullygully · 14/10/2011 14:51

nearly having a poo and then not quite...So so exciting!

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Hullygully · 14/10/2011 14:51

philia even

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Hullygully · 14/10/2011 14:51

Pooey Poos of pooness

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aldiwhore · 14/10/2011 14:51

Having a poo when you didn't mean to... not as exciting.

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gordyslovesheep · 14/10/2011 14:53

are you a fecalphiliac - do you believe i this person

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ShirleyKnot · 14/10/2011 14:54

I nearly dun a poop in HobbyCraft yesterday. I had to walk out doing that pinched arse walk and holding my breath, and then when I got to a toilet, I couldn't go.

There. Now that is a poo story.

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aldiwhore · 14/10/2011 14:54

PooH sticks scaredbear I think a poo stick is something rather different? Hmm

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SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 14/10/2011 14:54

No one likes a pedant Hully except when it's me

Grin

Damn iPhone autocorrect.

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Hullygully · 14/10/2011 14:55

That is a great story Shirl. It moved me to tears.

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gordyslovesheep · 14/10/2011 14:55

Hiiiiiideeehoooooo

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Shakey1500 · 14/10/2011 14:56

hully you called?!

I am playing the part of Philia next month Grin

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ShirleyKnot · 14/10/2011 14:56

I was nearly crying as well. It meant I had to go back there again today to actually buy the stuff I wanted to get yesterday.

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Shakey1500 · 14/10/2011 14:59

Ewwwwww!

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RIZZ0 · 14/10/2011 14:59

Next door's dog pooed on my drive today. And you know what he did next?

He walked up to my sleeping pooch in his bed outside, and WEED on his head, and his bed. Said bed in now in wash. So please add lovely urine to the lovely list. Ta.

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5318008 · 14/10/2011 15:00

hah like the constipated mathematician

he worked it out with a pencil

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ShirleyKnot · 14/10/2011 15:01

I've got another one. A bird pooped on my windowscreen (is that the name for them? How bizarre I've completely forgotten the name for them...is it windowscreen or windshield? Shit)

and it won't come off. I think the bird has been eating permanant markers.

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