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To just love POO!

(58 Posts)
Hullygully Fri 14-Oct-11 14:49:03

Children pooing on pavements! Workmen pooing in toilets!

People pooing in stations! People haing pooey accidents in shops!

Nothing like a lovely old POO POO POO

aldiwhore Fri 14-Oct-11 14:49:56

And don't forget have actual sex with it...

GypsyMoth Fri 14-Oct-11 14:50:05

Are you the poo troll??

ScaredBear Fri 14-Oct-11 14:50:09

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aldiwhore Fri 14-Oct-11 14:50:15

Fuck sorry I'm typing like Borat if you pleases.

ShirleyKnot Fri 14-Oct-11 14:50:15

POOP! POOP!

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Fri 14-Oct-11 14:50:48

Ah, cophrophelia. Lovely.

You can tell it's Friday....

Hullygully Fri 14-Oct-11 14:51:10

nearly having a poo and then not quite...So so exciting!

Hullygully Fri 14-Oct-11 14:51:28

philia even

Hullygully Fri 14-Oct-11 14:51:56

Pooey Poos of pooness

aldiwhore Fri 14-Oct-11 14:51:57

Having a poo when you didn't mean to... not as exciting.

ScaredBear Fri 14-Oct-11 14:52:30

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gordyslovesheep Fri 14-Oct-11 14:53:00

are you a fecalphiliac - do you believe i this person

ShirleyKnot Fri 14-Oct-11 14:54:12

I nearly dun a poop in HobbyCraft yesterday. I had to walk out doing that pinched arse walk and holding my breath, and then when I got to a toilet, I couldn't go.

There. Now that is a poo story.

ScaredBear Fri 14-Oct-11 14:54:29

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aldiwhore Fri 14-Oct-11 14:54:38

PooH sticks scaredbear I think a poo stick is something rather different? hmm

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Fri 14-Oct-11 14:54:47

No one likes a pedant Hully except when it's me

grin

Damn iPhone autocorrect.
<Hopes she got away with that>

Hullygully Fri 14-Oct-11 14:55:09

That is a great story Shirl. It moved me to tears.

gordyslovesheep Fri 14-Oct-11 14:55:38

Hiiiiiideeehoooooo

Shakey1500 Fri 14-Oct-11 14:56:00

hully you called?!

I am playing the part of Philia next month grin

ShirleyKnot Fri 14-Oct-11 14:56:12

I was nearly crying as well. It meant I had to go back there again today to actually buy the stuff I wanted to get yesterday.

ScaredBear Fri 14-Oct-11 14:57:29

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Shakey1500 Fri 14-Oct-11 14:59:26

Ewwwwww!

RIZZ0 Fri 14-Oct-11 14:59:46

Next door's dog pooed on my drive today. And you know what he did next?

He walked up to my sleeping pooch in his bed outside, and WEED on his head, and his bed. Said bed in now in wash. So please add lovely urine to the lovely list. Ta.

5318008 Fri 14-Oct-11 15:00:28

hah like the constipated mathematician

he worked it out with a pencil

<boom-tish>

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