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AIBU to end all AIBUs

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Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:19:33

Right, I spend too much time on here and it's always the same old stuff, so this is my definitive list. If you'll all just agree to agree with me, then we can just shut down AIBU.

BF/FF BF is a little better for your kid, but some can't manage it. Do what you like. And I won't judge you for it.
Parking Disabled more important than Parent and Toddler. It won't kill you to walk the length of the car park if you are able-bodied
Greggs/Fruitshoots/McDonalds Won't kill your kid if in moderation.
4 wheel drives Whatever
Children at weddings Close family and breast feeding babies should be there. Others should be according to B&G wishes.
Bridezillas Yes to all of them.
Christmas family arrangements Just alternate between different family members one year and the next.

The Mardy one has spoken. I can go and do some work now.
Gavel.

aldiwhore Fri 14-Oct-11 12:21:14

YANBU.

(But I like these rows)

bluegnueboo Fri 14-Oct-11 12:22:11

You forgot Tights on boys. Yes, it's fine, no, they won't catch "the gay"

Sidge Fri 14-Oct-11 12:22:38

You forgot WOHM/SAHM.

Kayano Fri 14-Oct-11 12:22:41

Can we add to Christmas family arranements:

And if you want to stay home, just do it! But be honest and no Lame excuses !

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:22:45

Surely that will eliminate at least 50% of the threads aldi

ScarahStratton Fri 14-Oct-11 12:23:57

YABU. If there were no AIBU I would have to go and do some housework.

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:23:59

OK to add to the list.

WOHm/SAHM - Do what you like
tights on boys - do what you like

Do you sense a theme here?

GrumpyInRepose Fri 14-Oct-11 12:24:24

wohm/sahm?

if you have a choice either way, you're lucky. If you are forced by circs into either one you have my sympthies. either way, your kids will be fine, one theyu have a roof over their heads, food in their bellies and plenty hugs.

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:24:36

I forgot
Nurseries Do what you like

BaronessBatsblood Fri 14-Oct-11 12:24:59

Under what circumstances is one allowed to use a disabled toilet, if not actually disabled? If at all?

grin

TheScaryJessie Fri 14-Oct-11 12:25:12

It's been done; you should have checked the archives!

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:26:43

Baroness Ah you've flummoxed me there. But I have learnt from MN to never assume all disabilities are visible, so I wouldn't challenge anyone if that helps.

SausageGoulsAndFruitSpooks Fri 14-Oct-11 12:26:53

buggies on buses Wheelchairs ALWAYS take priority. Either fold buggy or get off.

ZacharyQuack Fri 14-Oct-11 12:27:15

Swearing - some people love it, some people get the vapours. Meh.

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:27:25

It obviously didn't work last time Jessie. So this has to be the definitive answer.

LadyEvilEyes Fri 14-Oct-11 12:27:30

Yes, totally agree Mardy.
My reply in almost every AIBU situation though I don't post.
But I do enjoy the arguments so long may it run. smile

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:28:17

Agree with buggies Sausage

Swearing absolutely fine except in thread titles (cunting Sainsburys excepted)

ZacharyQuack Fri 14-Oct-11 12:29:37

In fact, if MNHQ can be persuaded to add a poll to AIBU threads, there should be three options:

a) You are being Reasonable
b) You are being Unreasonable
c) Meh

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:30:06

Like button No

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs Fri 14-Oct-11 12:30:10

FF V EBF V mixed?

Trills Fri 14-Oct-11 12:30:30

YABU because you have not asked an "Am I Being Unreasonable?" question.

So there. grin

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:30:31

Facebook squabbles Just grow up

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:31:57

rips Do what you like. (I have hidden breastfeeding on account of being perimenopausal and unlikely to go there again).

Mardymwahhaha Fri 14-Oct-11 12:32:47

Not asking AIBU Fine as long as it is related to AIBU. Not fine if it should be in chat.

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