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to want to do something very very rude and quite possibly illegal to Ewan McGregor?

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ZombiesAteYourCervix Thu 13-Oct-11 22:58:37

Involving vegetables, very high heels and an awful lot of saliva.

IsSamNormansDad Thu 13-Oct-11 23:00:23

YANBU, but only after me! grin

DroveABroomstick Thu 13-Oct-11 23:08:59

YABVU ...vegtables ? ffs , does no one use chocolate sauce anymore ?
shock wink grin

ZombiesAteYourCervix Thu 13-Oct-11 23:13:20

just me and ewan and anaubergine. i need nothing else. the saliva will come of it's own accord. <<dribble>>

Haggyoldclothbatspus Thu 13-Oct-11 23:17:17

HMMM... Hes ok I spose. Hes a bit beardy nowadays. I prefer my men a little less hirsute. Unless they plan on putting the beard to good use

FagAshLill Fri 14-Oct-11 00:09:16

Back off you lot...He's mine!

BoscoWillHauntYourDreams Fri 14-Oct-11 00:11:39

YABU with the spit and the veg..I think I boaked in my mouth a little....

Jacksmania Fri 14-Oct-11 00:24:35

<draws light sabre>

<fixed crowd with steely Jedi stare>

You will immediately lose all interest in Ewan McGregor.

Seeing as he's mine.

Haggyoldclothbatspus Fri 14-Oct-11 00:28:25

<<waves fingers>>
"This is not the overly bearded actor you are looking for"

springydaffs Fri 14-Oct-11 00:39:25

I used to have a major crush on him and then one day - it was gone. he should be so lucky anyway

He's a bit bored these days though isn't he, a bit blase hmm

HeadlessLamAAARRRGHHHH Fri 14-Oct-11 00:46:43

As you lot are serially entertaining Mr McG I'm sure he wouldn't mind little old me taking his wife up the aisle out for coffee. grinwinkgrin

valiumredhead Fri 14-Oct-11 07:59:32

Did you see him on Jonathan Ross? OMG just how much does he love himself? shock Almost as much as you do OP wink

mollschambers Fri 14-Oct-11 08:04:52

I thought he was great on J Ross. I like him. But I don't fancy him. At all. Not because of the beard though. He's never quite worked out what to do with his hair IMO. It always looks terrible.

DroveABroomstick Fri 14-Oct-11 22:51:36

beard or no beard , hes a tasty bit of breakfast ...better if your starving hungry and you wouldnt mind his crumbs in your sheets <nudge nudge wink wink >

Still slightly scared about Zombies aubergine ...thats a whopper of a vegetable ...suggest starting with a courgette and working your way up .

However id give the aubergine to johnathan ross ... hes got that look about him . You know , the look ...he knows about veg ...hes probably even had marrow once or twice . wink

RedBlanket Fri 14-Oct-11 23:03:58

He loves himself but he's lovely.

Not sure about vegetables though, unless he's going to make me some mash afterwards [naive schoolgirl].

bibbitybobbityhat Fri 14-Oct-11 23:05:53

Yabu, sounds repulsive with aubergines and saliva - although McGregor v shaggable.

screechyhead Fri 14-Oct-11 23:08:38

I would like him to introduce me to Charlie...now he's a real man...

Fo0ffyShmooffer Fri 14-Oct-11 23:16:59

Unless it's flick him the V and nick his wallet - Yabu

HowlingWereWolfBitch Fri 14-Oct-11 23:18:51

It depends, What film are you watching?

IsSamNormansDad Fri 14-Oct-11 23:19:31

Not aubergine, gives me a dodgy tummy envy<boakface>
Drove chocolate sauce & EM <drools all over laptop>
Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak-minded Haggy, good luck with that round here grin
Anyway, hes from about 20 miles from my (Scottish) home town , so I'm first just for being Scots <tenuous link> <stamps foot & flicks hair at EM seductively>

Mermaidspam Fri 14-Oct-11 23:47:16

I've met him grin

He let me use a shower before him, I'd been staring at the back of his head (not knowing who he was) for the previous 5 minutes.

<yum>

IsSamNormansDad Fri 14-Oct-11 23:57:31

envyenvyenvy Mermaid

ripitupandstartagain Sat 15-Oct-11 00:16:09

YABVU - about the aubergine - WTF??
Just him, his beard and you plus the heels are surely enough???
Grrr

billysolloxx Sat 15-Oct-11 03:16:13

phwaar OP lucky ewen!! grin

Euphemia Sat 15-Oct-11 07:56:08

I'm so naïve I've no idea whether the lovely Ewan would be nobbing the egg plant or having it inserted somewhere. confused

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