I haven't had sex for years and years and years. I've now gotten to the stage of imagining myself having sex with nearly every man I know. It's just not right! I'm even imagining having sex with men nearly twice my age (and I'm no spring chicken). Jesus Joanney macaroni! I'm near having an orgasm when I walk past a man. I know some of you will say get a 'rabbit' but seriously, that's just not what I'm after. I want a 'real' man, just to smell him, hold his manly hand and (well, much more but I'm too polite to go into that). What on earth am I to do. I just want to stop sniffing every man I walk past and following their every magnetic move. Ideas anyone?
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To want to have sex with nearly every man I know
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bucketbetty · 13/10/2011 21:44
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