..that the 
sign means 'confused' and not 'constipated' as I had previously assumed. Maybe I should have realised that there couldn't possibly be that much constipation going around...or then again maybe there really is.....
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entropygirl · 12/10/2011 21:28
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BangersNGash ·
12/10/2011 21:35
Oh your post just alerted me to the fact that there were emoticons, 
:)
My constipated face is more of a strained look than a puzzled look 
entropygirl ·
12/10/2011 21:38
Im also rather worried about 
...not entirely sure why...just makes me shudder a little.
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FroOOOOOtshoOOOOOOts ·
12/10/2011 21:48
I think there should be a tube of cream emoticon for the as it looks sore.
entropygirl ·
12/10/2011 21:55
see now they are all starting to look constipation...
= I'm constipated but making some sort of progress, all be it painful.
= I'm constipated and there is no end in sight.
= I have just explosively ceased to be constipated.
= Stop knocking on the bathroom door I'm busy.
= It's so bad I strained an eyeball out.
= I don't even need to say it
= What happens shortly after
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entropygirl ·
12/10/2011 21:59
bang on the money FroOOO I mean the 
would sting as would the 
and dont even think about the .
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entropygirl ·
12/10/2011 22:01
hmmm I was thinking 
= bowel exploding and 
= heart stopped. But I have always been on the melodramatic side.
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