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to be startled to discover...

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entropygirl Wed 12-Oct-11 21:28:42

..that the confused sign means 'confused' and not 'constipated' as I had previously assumed. Maybe I should have realised that there couldn't possibly be that much constipation going around...or then again maybe there really is.....

BangersNGash Wed 12-Oct-11 21:35:57

Oh your post just alerted me to the fact that there were emoticons, thanks

My constipated face is more of a strained look than a puzzled look grin

AchtungBaby Wed 12-Oct-11 21:36:24


That was me laughing btw entropygirl wink.

Then winking. Oh dear.

entropygirl Wed 12-Oct-11 21:38:56

Im also rather worried about biscuit...not entirely sure why...just makes me shudder a little.

Kayano Wed 12-Oct-11 21:47:48

hmm is my fave grin

FroOOOOOtshoOOOOOOts Wed 12-Oct-11 21:48:56

I think there should be a tube of cream emoticon for the biscuit as it looks sore.

entropygirl Wed 12-Oct-11 21:55:09

see now they are all starting to look constipation...

grin = I'm constipated but making some sort of progress, all be it painful.
confused = I'm constipated and there is no end in sight.
shock = I have just explosively ceased to be constipated.
hmm = Stop knocking on the bathroom door I'm busy.
wink = It's so bad I strained an eyeball out.
blush = I don't even need to say it
angry = What happens shortly after blush

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDawn Wed 12-Oct-11 21:56:19

envy = you've "been" and I haven't

stretch Wed 12-Oct-11 21:57:28

gringrin entropygirl, fantastic!!

stretch Wed 12-Oct-11 21:58:24

envy is the shits and vomiting. At the same time!

entropygirl Wed 12-Oct-11 21:59:18

bang on the money FroOOO I mean the wine would sting as would the brew and dont even think about the thanks.

Sewmuchtodo Wed 12-Oct-11 21:59:43

This made me laugh!

Shakey1500 Wed 12-Oct-11 21:59:51

Excellent entropygirl grin

BangersNGash Wed 12-Oct-11 22:00:59


entropygirl Wed 12-Oct-11 22:01:30

hmmm I was thinking envy = bowel exploding and sad = heart stopped. But I have always been on the melodramatic side.

entropygirl Wed 12-Oct-11 22:05:09

Pombear I hear you - dump envy is just one of a whole range of, largely unpleasant, concepts that pregnancy introduces us to.

entropygirl Thu 13-Oct-11 08:47:00

Oohhhh apparently you can be constipated in a witches hat now!

ChildofIsis Thu 13-Oct-11 09:41:21

Well I do know witches that suffer from constipation so now they can let everyone know.grin

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