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to thoroughly enjoy 'toddlers and tiaras'?

(19 Posts)
ZombiesAtYourCervix Mon 10-Oct-11 22:16:25

there's a father right now shaving his 2 year olds eyebrows.

TalcAndTurnips Mon 10-Oct-11 22:20:59

Oh god yes - I love Wow Wear. I want a Wow Wear outfit to wear to my office Christmas do.

However, I do prefer the more natural look.

woahthere Mon 10-Oct-11 22:25:08


ZombiesAtYourCervix Mon 10-Oct-11 22:26:38

i'm lking natural beauty. with the mascara, lipgloss, backcombing and fake teeth.

ZombiesAtYourCervix Mon 10-Oct-11 22:28:21

that's like a manga cartoon.

JjandtheBeanlovesUnicorns Mon 10-Oct-11 22:41:04

--i love it too, its totally addictive and I sky+ every one--

Ofc yabu its child abuse, its sexualising children its its..... [Yawn] hehe grin

belledechocchipcookie Mon 10-Oct-11 22:43:06

My face throughout the whole of the programme is shock

TalcAndTurnips Mon 10-Oct-11 22:43:57

There's also a burgeoning Extra-Terrestrial section in my local High Glitz pageant.

It's worth mentioning the perils and pitfalls of wearing so much make-up at such a young age - vigorous application and removal every weekend can lead to the distressing but common condition known as Facial Erosion; where the facial features are quite simply worn away.

TalcAndTurnips Mon 10-Oct-11 22:56:38

Oooh I know, I'll dress up mah little gal to look like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman...

... before she has the makeover.

ZombiesAtYourCervix Mon 10-Oct-11 22:58:23

is there a cat glitz pageant scene?

TiarasTimeOutsAndTantrums Mon 10-Oct-11 22:58:48

I threaten DP that I'll do this to DS DD one day. I probably won't although I used to put DS in pigtails to see what he'd look like as a girl...

TalcAndTurnips Mon 10-Oct-11 23:09:11

But of course, ZombiesAtYourCervix

Meow Wear

Evening Wear

Talent Section - Carmen Miranda routine

MCos Mon 10-Oct-11 23:24:32

I admit to enjoying it. It is a bit train wreckish, but somehow I find it compulsive to keep watching once I start.

Hey - it is no worse that what is happening in Irish dancing competitions these days!
Wigs - check,
false tan + lots of makeup - check,
v. expensive costumes - check,
stage mommies - check,
lots of pushing practice to make perfect - check,

I don't think the flippers have made their way into Irish dancing yet??

TalcAndTurnips Mon 10-Oct-11 23:31:24

No - but in Irish Dancing they have SOCK GLUE!

(Although I'm fairly sure that some bits of pageant competitors are actually stuck on)

MCos Tue 11-Oct-11 18:19:07

Ha ha, that's right.

uggmum Tue 11-Oct-11 18:23:56

I am compelled to watch it every week. I just can't help myself.
The mums on it are complete nutters. I loved this week with the Mum that is training her dd to be a good wife and look after her future husband. Her dd is only 2 hmm

ScaredBear Tue 11-Oct-11 18:25:48

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JamieComeHome Tue 11-Oct-11 18:28:11

I'm going to get me some of that sock glue. My bra straps are always falling down

letsblowthistacostand Tue 11-Oct-11 18:58:57

Love the cat pix. Am addicted to toddlers & tiaras.

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