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To think she's hardly a beached whale!

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TurkeyBurgerThing Mon 10-Oct-11 10:51:24

I was reading opinions on Christina Aguilera's weight gain elsewhere with a link to the Daily Turd website here...

In all honestly I can see she's perhaps not the whippet-like figure she once was, but she's hardly a big old McFatty pig-dog.

AIBU to think that most human beings fluctuate in their weight in their lives and despite the fact she looks a bit bigger than she once was she still looks normal and hardly a "mess"? As a normal sized human myself I find this rather odd. Unless of course, they forgot to print the picture where she undoes the corsett and out pops and extra 20 stone of wibbly wobbly blubbery fat.

fuckityfuckfuckfuck Mon 10-Oct-11 10:52:55

She was clearly quite unnaturally skinny at the highpoint of her career. But from what I hear, her problem now isn't so much with food as with drink....<meeeow>

TurkeyBurgerThing Mon 10-Oct-11 10:53:56

In fact Cilo Green is in the same article and they don't seem to be saying anything about his size and he's a lot bigger than her but because he's a bloke and he's a good singer and has never been a skinny man then no one really gives much in the way of any fucks.

ClartyScutter Mon 10-Oct-11 10:54:20

she looks fab!

the Daily Mail are cunts <gavel>

TurkeyBurgerThing Mon 10-Oct-11 10:54:26

*Cee Lo.

squeakytoy Mon 10-Oct-11 10:54:36

She is looking very bloated, especially around her face.

fuckityfuckfuckfuck Mon 10-Oct-11 10:55:18

I do think plenty of people have been on at Cee Lo to be fair. I was watching X Factor last night (yep, my credentials as a person of high taste are secured) and he was noticeably very breathless

worraliberty Mon 10-Oct-11 10:55:21

Have I just read the same story as you? confused

All they've said is she looks scruffy and her first outfit didn't compliment her curvier figure.

And they're right, it didn't. She looks a mess.

gordyslovesheep Mon 10-Oct-11 10:55:39

even is she WAS so what - The Daily Fail hates women

Bugsy2 Mon 10-Oct-11 10:57:03

Nasty, nasty journos. She has the most amazing voice & looks no less odd or dishevelled than most other pop stars. It is such a cheap shot to have a dig at her weight. Need a deeply despise emoticon!!!!!

LissieLovettsDeliciousPies Mon 10-Oct-11 10:58:44

I think she looks dreadful. some women look great with fuller fugures, she isnt one of them. everything just looks puffy.

pyjamasinbananas Mon 10-Oct-11 11:01:59

She looks awful. Absolutely awful. The ass less chap days she had a gorgeous figure and now she's a mess.

pyjamasinbananas Mon 10-Oct-11 11:02:25

And her voice isn't what it used to be either which is a shame

ClartyScutter Mon 10-Oct-11 11:03:16

honestly i do think she looks fab!

she's not long had a baby, she's up there giving it her all and is having an amazing time!

the DM have obviously chosen the least flattering pics just to be cunts

squeakytoy Mon 10-Oct-11 11:04:42

she had her baby 3 and a half years ago!

KatAndKit Mon 10-Oct-11 11:05:08

She isn't massive but they are right to say that the outfit looks awful on her. But why is the Daily Fail so bothered about what she looks like anyway? Can't they comment on her singing performance instead?

pinkytheshrinky Mon 10-Oct-11 11:05:40

I think she looks great and yes, the Daily Mail are massive massive cunts to nearly all women - too fat, too thin, too old, too much cellulite on and on ad nauseum........... the fucking bastards

worraliberty Mon 10-Oct-11 11:05:52

I have no idea if the Daily Fail hates women because I don't read it. I also don't read it on the sly and then pretend to MN it's a load of shit so I don't read it.

Basically I just really don't read it grin

But compare the article to what the OP has said....*big old McFatty pig-dog* and 20 stone of wibbly wobbly blubbery fat and I can see which one would be more insulting to anyone who is over weight.

bibbitybobbityhat Mon 10-Oct-11 11:06:01

But why can't the woman just put some clothes on? I cannot admire her, she looks cheap and sleazy.

TheRealMrsHannigan Mon 10-Oct-11 11:06:20

No she is not a beached whale, but she does look bloated, especially around the face. The outfit is very unflattering, and her hair looks atrocious!

She looks like a heavy drinker now imo.

GooseyLoosey Mon 10-Oct-11 11:07:27

She may not be fat but she is not the shape to wear that outfit.

SuePurblybilt Mon 10-Oct-11 11:08:08

Her figure looks fine (not that it is up to us or the DM to comment) but I think the puffiness of her face makes her appear much bigger than she is and they've leapt on that. She looked the same guesting on the XF last year.

I am more smacked of gob that one of Michael Jackson's sons is actually called Blanket. Really?

LissieLovettsDeliciousPies Mon 10-Oct-11 11:08:25

I think the problem is we are so used to getting outraged when a paper criticizes a woman for being overweight (although we dont do it on the other end of the scale hmm) that we are just get upset instinctively. I like CA, I think she has a great voice. but she looks dreadful and is just as bad a role model for young women as the super-skinny celebs are.

GumballCharm Mon 10-Oct-11 11:08:38

It is more of a bloat than extra weight...and she looks much older than 30.

WoeIsMeAgain Mon 10-Oct-11 11:10:07

why read it if its the Daily Turd?

or are you seeking out things to be offended by?

Hilarious! you couldnt make it up

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