What is it with this bunch of sinister rabble?
Sweatily huddled together, muttering and sighing to themselves in the shadowy corners of MN.
Watching with wide eyes and adrenaline pumping as yet another OP goes down with five or six posters snarling and ripping at the fleshy parts of their dilemma, whilst another bangs the back door on their arse.
Occasionally tempted to post by particularly juicy dreadful threads, the innocent start their posts 'I'm usually just a lurker, but...' takes on a different meaning when you have the knowledge it's a sign to others of their ilk that The Day of Reckoning is near.
On the appointed day, it has been prophesised that The Lurkers (who outnumber posters 6 to 1) will be stirred from their graves self doubting insecurity and kill us all horribly all take the plunge to post at once, this will set in motion a state of affairs so terrible, I tremble at the power.
So let's have a look at you while you reassure us the rumours aren't true.
Or maybe someone who's escaped this groups clutches can enlighten us as to the reason they decided to live this shadowy existance, and how they managed to break away?
Either way
SPEAKETH LURKER! REVEAL THY EVIL PLANS!
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To think The Lurkers out there should step forward into the light?
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AgentZigzag · 07/10/2011 20:04
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