Put on a pair of headphones and mime into a fucking hairbrush for a screen test? Really? Honestly?
It's for nothing too exciting, Weight Watchers if you must know. I have lost 80lb in 16 months and my leader asked if she could nominate me for it, so now I have an appointment to go along for a screen test, and this is what they want me to do, as well as an on camera chat.
DH thinks I am being daft and should go, but I would have to be pissed to go into a room full of strangers and do what they are asking. And at 11am, I don't think it'd be too appropriate to go in stinking of wine. If it was just a magazine shoot, fair enough, wouldn't have to make a cock of myself then to get the gig.