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To think my fat neighbour has been stealing from me?

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CheesyWotzits Wed 05-Oct-11 16:09:13

My milk has been going mising from the doorstep and apples have been going missing from our trees.

Our neighbour is very fat and I have often caught her peering over the fence. With halloween coming up our pumpkins will soon be ready, I'm worried she'll steal them too... Aibu to confront her?

DooinMeCleanin Wed 05-Oct-11 16:09:57


TLD2 Wed 05-Oct-11 16:10:08

If she's "fat", surely she couldn't get over the fence?

Weird post, if fat is the cause of suspicion.

Monty27 Wed 05-Oct-11 16:10:31


big fail

fourkids Wed 05-Oct-11 16:11:03

what colour tops does your milk have?

ColdSancerre Wed 05-Oct-11 16:11:03

Apples make you OBESE not just fat. Get it right. Suggest you repost the thread appropriately.

happymole Wed 05-Oct-11 16:12:14

Big fat fail

FetchezLaVache Wed 05-Oct-11 16:12:25

Nice try, no frothing beserker.

TheProvincialLady Wed 05-Oct-11 16:12:41

I read it as you caught her peeing over your fence. Now THAT would have been worth posting about.

SnakeOnCrack Wed 05-Oct-11 16:12:44

yeah, that was me sorry

biddysmama Wed 05-Oct-11 16:14:55

fat people and their milk and apple addictions hmm

celebmum Wed 05-Oct-11 16:16:55

I don't get it?!confused

StrandedBear Wed 05-Oct-11 16:18:34

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

CheesyWotzits Wed 05-Oct-11 16:19:19

They are big apples & full fat milk. She may be large but boy is she quick.

DooinMeCleanin Wed 05-Oct-11 16:19:41

Op - you're doing it all wrong. this is the bit where you meant to come back and either a) start posting random and hillarious but nonsensical musings or b) get all offended and start drip feeding us more twaddle to support your theory.

You're not meant to disappear, where's the fun in that?

DooinMeCleanin Wed 05-Oct-11 16:20:15

Ooh x posted. There you are, that's better.

TheVermiciousKnid Wed 05-Oct-11 16:21:31

Too right! Those nasty fat people, we all know that they eat all the time. It's only logically that they would steal from their neighbours if they can't get their fat little fingers on any food in their own homes. angry

Right, I'm off to raid my neighbour's fridge.

JustinBoobie Wed 05-Oct-11 16:22:20


fourkids Wed 05-Oct-11 16:22:31

just full fat?

if you change to gold top Jersey milk quickly she get too big to vault the fence by Halloween...

CheesyWotzits Wed 05-Oct-11 16:23:28

Her fingers are not what I would call little... Have also found some footprints around the kitchen window.

HullEnzia Wed 05-Oct-11 16:23:58

If she's fat then it's obviously her. Leave a chocolate bar on the grass and watch from the window as she scales your fence to grab it.

ScarahStratton Wed 05-Oct-11 16:24:11


Poor fat neighbour. YABU to only get milk from the milkman. She needs a bit of variety or her diet will plateau.

whomovedmychocolate Wed 05-Oct-11 16:24:44

I am your neighbour and never mind the apples, have you not noticed your cat is missing om nom nom grin

HullEnzia Wed 05-Oct-11 16:25:13

I reckon she's a cat. Only a cat could be fat and quick at the same time - and that would explain the milk.

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