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To walk into work tomorrow and.........

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Signet2012 Tue 04-Oct-11 23:55:20

Pack up my pens, my highlighters, papers and odds and sounds. Phone the director and call him a twat. Call my boss a twat

then send a "all" email telling them all to fuck off? go and get an icecream and lay on the settee for the rest of my life?

madhattershouse Tue 04-Oct-11 23:56:09

YANBU to think it, it may be unwise to do it though grin

squeakytoy Tue 04-Oct-11 23:56:59

I think it might be a bit cold for ice cream tomorrow..

Why not get some mulled wine instead grin

Signet2012 Tue 04-Oct-11 23:57:32

Yes but if I sold/left my house, kicked out my DP, bought a camper van I could live off the land and travel with my dog.

((havent thought about this AT ALL)

Kayano Tue 04-Oct-11 23:57:59

You forget to buy a bottle of whiskey on your way in and swig it straight while
Doing this.

Signet2012 Tue 04-Oct-11 23:58:02

Mulled wine AND icecream

TheFarSide Tue 04-Oct-11 23:58:21

Do it.

troisgarcons Tue 04-Oct-11 23:58:26

You want to share that lottery ticket win with me??? LOL

worraliberty Wed 05-Oct-11 00:00:05

But what if there are no P&D parking spaces?

Clearly you need to think about this

I'll hold your ice cream while you do grin

Signet2012 Wed 05-Oct-11 00:01:23


I have it all planned in my head..... scary thing is one day I might actually do it !!!

Bloody mortgages!

piprabbit Wed 05-Oct-11 00:01:45

Do you have to provide your own highlighter pens - or are you planning to nick the office ones?

Adding crime to your drunken, homeless irresponsibility <tuts> <shakes head sadly>. That things should come to this.

KatieMiddleton Wed 05-Oct-11 00:04:50

Do it. But take a large handbag and empty the stationery cupboard

Then come on here and tell us all about it

[stationery porn emoticon]

CheshireDing Wed 05-Oct-11 02:35:38

My old Manager said he wanted to walk in to his Bosses office and tell him to fuck off whilst pissing on his keyboard (whilst Boss was sat there of course).

I used to treasure the day he would finally do this, sadly it never happened.

Kladdkaka Wed 05-Oct-11 09:12:25

I've done this. My last supervisor was a complete bitch. I ignored, ignored, ignored and then one day I just snapped. In front of the entire office I told her to stick the job where the sun don't shine and walked out never to return. She ran after me screeching like a harridan, ordering me back to my desk RIGHT NOW! How about no?

I went to Morrison's for a big breakkie and a cuppa.

Tanif Wed 05-Oct-11 09:15:08

YANBU, I have tingly, excited sorts of dreams about this. The day after my lottery win is all planned...

golemmings Wed 05-Oct-11 09:47:34

Friend of ours has a 'fuck-it fund' - enough in the bank to pay the mortgage/bills for a year for the day that they both come home and say "darling, you won't believe what I did to day..."

TheTenantOfWildfellHall Wed 05-Oct-11 10:56:41

Oh Kladdkaka - you are quite simply amazing!

Kladdkaka Wed 05-Oct-11 11:39:42

Autistic meldowns have their uses. grin

whatsallthehullaballoo Wed 05-Oct-11 13:13:37

WOW your post has inspired me!

However, I am self employed so telling myself to fuck right off will not have the desired effect!! grin

Would I be unreasonable to get a job just to have the opportunity to breeze in, shout profanities and storm out????

cuteboots Wed 05-Oct-11 13:32:07

YANBU I am having the day from hell again and cant do this much longer!! There has to be more to life than this??

porcamiseria Wed 05-Oct-11 13:55:58

i have been spending the whole day wanting to win lottery and resign

c'est la vie OP !!!!!

StealthPolarBear Wed 05-Oct-11 13:58:04

cuteboots, your post has struck a nerve, I have started a thread like this in the past.

Badtasteflump Wed 05-Oct-11 14:00:43

I did this once - I really did - and I called my boss a wanker - to his face.

Twas made a bit easier though by the fact that I was only 17 and lived at home with my mum & dad - who spent the next few months 'nursing me' through the trauma and letting me live off them for free whilst I found a new job blush

ncjust4this Wed 05-Oct-11 14:01:43

Wish i had a fuck-it-fund.......

YusMilady Wed 05-Oct-11 14:08:40

I've done this. Twice. blush

I didn't do the screaming abuse bit though. I just packed up my stuff and walked. It all worked out OK - 'jump and the net will appear' kind of thing.

Do it OP. Then come and tell us about it.

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