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to ask everyone here to give me £100?

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HelloSweetie Mon 03-Oct-11 09:06:32

I HAVE to raise 4 million for this.There is no way I am ever going to be able to raise that much myself so I ask you generous lot to help.

£100 isn't much in the grand scheme of things, to donate and between you all, you could make me very happy.

thanks

chinam Mon 03-Oct-11 09:10:07

Maybe we could buy it as a MN timeshare???

aldiwhore Mon 03-Oct-11 09:11:38

Only if I can stay in the gatehouse/tower.

That sounds like a very reasonable request. I have £100 just sitting here and I have no idea what to do with it.
Send me your bank account details and I'll transfer the money via my nice uncle in Nigeria who will also be interested in sending you some money.
smile

Beautiful house! Imagine being the person who is having to sell it. sad

cory Mon 03-Oct-11 09:15:29

not as classy as ivykate's last night

no busts, no whacky mirrors, no 20th century columns- nah, don't think much of this one

HelloSweetie Mon 03-Oct-11 09:15:42

i've driven past often over the years and always felt drawn to it. i must have it i really must. DH is being unreasonable.

DooinMeCleanin Mon 03-Oct-11 09:17:28

Were due a 'tax rebound' of £1200 as soon as we click on the link in the email the people at the Inland Revenue sent us and fill in our bank details and employment history. As soon as we get the money I'll forward you your £100.

MmeLindor. Mon 03-Oct-11 09:18:48

No, because the bedroom is hideous.

I will lend you £110 for this if you promise to buy some plants for the conservatory.

AmazingBouncingFerret Mon 03-Oct-11 09:20:59

Awww since you asked so nicely I'll send you £200.

AmazingBouncingFerret Mon 03-Oct-11 09:22:42

Fuck it ive just looked at the photos, sod giving OP the money I want it!

grin

eaglewings Mon 03-Oct-11 09:23:56

You are both bvu. One kitchen (Dorset) has a kitchen that gives me a migraine, the other (Edinburgh) needs to have a basket of sunglasses as you enter the kitchen - all that White.

Find a perfect house with a perfect kitchen and I'll happily send the £100

BupcakesandCunting Mon 03-Oct-11 09:24:39

It's vaile, OP.

I'm going to do you a favour and NOT send you £100. Imagine having to clean that house! You'll do yer back.

Plus, it looks like a house from an American television set, for when they have to pretend to be filming in an "English" house. Like what normal English folk live in.

Smuddy81 Mon 03-Oct-11 10:20:00

Oh sorry OP I've just bought it all for me. Too late! :P

PanicMode Mon 03-Oct-11 10:22:14

As long as once you've bought it, you don't ask us for the £25k a year that it will cost you to run it ......

HelloSweetie Mon 03-Oct-11 10:29:29

I have accounted for the running costs Panic. If each of 1 million MNers gives me £100 I'll have plenty left over to redecorate the kitchen and master bedroom, staff it and keep it running for a while.

If you forward me £100 I will invite you to the housewarming.
thanks

Shanghaidiva Mon 03-Oct-11 10:33:05

Looks like it might be a bit draughty. Will send you some a coulple of vests instead of the $100.

ScarahStratton Mon 03-Oct-11 10:33:06

We could buy Mumsnet Island for that. And be safe from Zombies.

PanicMode Mon 03-Oct-11 10:33:25

Very cunning.

Ok, it's on its way - once I've had my lottery winnings through from The Netherlands. Apparently all I have to do is give them my bank details and the money's all mine....!

ScarahStratton Mon 03-Oct-11 10:35:11

I never get emails like that. All my spam is trying to get me to buy viagra or make my non-existant cock bigger. sad

DontGoCurly Mon 03-Oct-11 10:37:26

<weep>

I could live in the kitchen !!!

BeerTricksPotter Mon 03-Oct-11 10:40:22

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HelloSweetie Mon 03-Oct-11 10:50:02

It must be mine.

how the bloody hell am i going to raise 4 million in this financial climate? and then we'd have to move counties, and jobs, and schools, and stuff. and would the cats settle in? and what shade F&B should the kitchen be?

oohlaalaa Mon 03-Oct-11 14:19:12

media.primelocation.com/SAGR/SAWI/SAWI_132128/BROCH_01.PDF

Hmm, loving the property porn. Not got £100 to give. sad

theoldtrout01876 Wed 05-Oct-11 01:12:24

Holy shit I think that Edinburgh house is my great aunts,she went into a nursing home.

theoldtrout01876 Wed 05-Oct-11 01:14:02

nope my aunts house didnt look like that on the inside,hers looks just like that on outside tho an its in edinburgh.

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