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maybe he was watching you sleep

bathroom is not as comfy!

Er, I'm speechless!

You're lucky you didn't wake up with your eyelids stuck together.....

So funny! Bless him, he thought you were asleep.... nowt to add but HAHAHA!!!

So long as it was HIS t-shirt he wiped his cock on, and not yours, or the curtains, no harm done.

Ooh. Perhaps it was too uncomfy to walk?!

This happened to me a few nights ago for the first time. I'm still a bit about it but was more pissed off he woke me up ay 5.30am when he could have easily gone in the bathroom and left me asleep!

bathrooms are cold.

who wakes up at 5.30am to have a wank? did he set an alarm?

goats did you say anything to your OH?

DP normally goes to the bathroom, so I'm not sure why this was so different.

He wasn't even facing me, so nothing to do with me btw

I haven't yet checked the carpet for drips.....

Well a bit tmi here but i woke him up because i was breathing heavily (6 months pregnant and stuffy nose being main pregnancy symptom) which he thought meant i was having a play with myself! He did try and wake me but i wasn't having any of it, it was 5.30am for god sake!

Velvet He got back into bed and i just said oh thanks for that lovely performance, he went on the defensive as i think he was embarassed bless him! His excuse was he couldn't go back to sleep without doing that as he was too turned on?

at "thanks for that lovely performance"

Is there something in the air? I was busy yesterday and dd has a cough and cold so difficult to settle so I ended up doing vegetable cous cous for dinner, with garlic. Previously fed and watered Dh sniffed the garlic and went "'spose I'll make do with a wank tonight" and wondered off.

Say what now?

I shall have garlic more regularly if it frees my evening for mnetting

Worraliberty

You need to make him a wank mitten

YANBU at all however could he see much of you?

What I mean is (MrSpoc's point above) was he turned on by looking at your body /boobs / bum etc?

I think some men seem to need to 'look' to 'help' the process.

A wank is nature's own Nytol, but it works much better if you stay in a nice warm bed. Etiquette dictates you do it quietly and try not to shake it around too much (the bed that is).

Oh man! I think you just have to laugh about these situations. I once caught my man beating one out on the sofa, I had gone to bed and got up to get a glass of water... We just laughed about it, he was pretty embarrassed.

I think you should jokingly say to him 'I don't mind you having a little old spank at the salami, but don't bloody wake me up at 5.30am!'

You need to make him a wank mitten

Hand knitted, for Christmas, with jolly colours and all

OP you may have to up your despunking routine frequency though....

A wankerchief

if he has to wake up at 5:30 to have a fap session maybe you are depriving him in other areas lol

I love "wankerchief"

Perhaps put a cushion in the bathroom so he can sit in there comfortably then he won't wake you?