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KeepInMind Tue 27-Sep-11 10:07:30

Having just read through another parent and child parking space thread I thought it would save much time if we just had a list the same way we do with the topics or acronyms

Parking in the wrong parking space make you a bad person
Going out to work makes you a bad person
Staying home makes you a bad person
Giving your child fruit shoot, McDonalds, Greggs makes you a bad person
Getting your child's ear pierced makes you a bad person
Breast feeding makes you preachy and smug a bad person
Bottle feeding makes you a bad person
Sending your child to a state/private school makes you a bad person
Home schooling your child makes you a bad person
Claiming benefits makes you a bad person

I am sure I have missed loads but at least that's a start.

DISCLAIMER; POSTED TOTALLY TONGUE IN CHEEK.

Honeydragon Tue 27-Sep-11 10:14:48

YABU YANBU
YA..

YABU TO POST THIS HERE!!!!!

<brain melts>

grin

KeepInMind Tue 27-Sep-11 10:16:09

I think YABU to have a melting brain grin

filibear Tue 27-Sep-11 10:16:39

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Honeydragon Tue 27-Sep-11 10:18:41

having dcs at weddings makes you a bad person
not having dcs at a wedding makes you a bad person
using / not using public transport makes you a bad person
cycling anywhere but out of sight of the known universe makes you a bad person

SayCoolNowSayWhip Tue 27-Sep-11 10:20:33

Having money makes you a bad person.
Not having money makes you a bad person.
MNing too much makes you a bad person.
Being in a quiche on MN makes you a bad person.
Using disposable nappies makes you a bad person.
Using cloth nappies makes you a bad person.

Oh but you MUST have nice ham in the fridge....

KeepInMind Tue 27-Sep-11 10:20:45

Bugger how could I forget the weddings grin

Oh and being a MIL makes you a bad person

SayCoolNowSayWhip Tue 27-Sep-11 10:22:20

Don't forget saying what you really think to neighbours / relatives / friends / gerbils etc makes you a bad person. But you're a bad person if you don't either.

wicketkeeper Tue 27-Sep-11 10:23:16

Claiming benefits makes you a bad person.
Being well off makes you a bad person.

Being young makes you a bad person.
Being old makes you a bad person.
Being middle aged is totally unforgivable.

ooo, this is FUN!!

WilsonFrickett Tue 27-Sep-11 10:23:49

Expecting DGPs to help with DCs makes you a bad person
Not expecting DGPs to help with DCs makes you a bad person
Telling someone to work on their relationship makes you a bad person
Telling someone to leave the bastard makes you a bad person

Being any type of IL makes you a bad person, esp a SIL who has half a glass of wine and intends to BF 5 days later...

TheVermiciousKnid Tue 27-Sep-11 10:24:17

Could we not just say 'Being a parent makes you a bad person' and be done with it?

Oh, and for good measure: 'Not being a parent makes you a bad person.'

There, sorted.

Morloth Tue 27-Sep-11 10:26:16

Basically, if you don't do everything in exactly the same way I do it.

You are a BAD person.

StrandedBear Tue 27-Sep-11 10:27:02

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KeepInMind Tue 27-Sep-11 10:27:23

believing in a deity makes you a bad person (I do )
Not believing in a deity makes you a bad person

Minus273 Tue 27-Sep-11 10:43:12

Oh now come on you lot, its a lot simpler than that.

Being a person makes you a bad person.

HTH wink

fanjobanjowanjo Tue 27-Sep-11 10:45:59

Asking for money as a wedding present makes you a bad person
Expecting any sort of gift at your wedding makes you a bad person
Having a wedding list makes you a bad person
Having religion makes you a bad person
Not having religion makes you a bad person

Andrewofgg Tue 27-Sep-11 12:02:44

Of course we are all bad. The good people all snuff it. Read the tombstones - they were all saints. They never say Here lies XY, a total shit - do they?

GinSlinger Tue 27-Sep-11 12:06:33

Spending more than fourpence on christmas presents makes you a bad person
Not spending twice the national debt on christmas presents makes you a bad person

WilsonFrickett Tue 27-Sep-11 12:28:38

Starting any type of thread about Christmas before December 1st makes you a bad person.

I am actually not joking on that one grin

Honeydragon Tue 27-Sep-11 12:53:16

Being Morloth makes you a bad person grin

heleninahandcart Tue 27-Sep-11 13:06:56

Staycool Oh but you MUST have nice ham in the fridge....

No this makes you a bad person

Its naice ham

SayCoolNowSayWhip Tue 27-Sep-11 13:08:34

Heleninahandcart grin <Slaps own forehead> You're so right. Silly me!

<Checks fridge>

monkeypuzzeltree Tue 27-Sep-11 13:12:24

Not getting on with your MIL makes you a very bad person.
Getting on with MIL makes you a bad person.

WilsonFrickett Tue 27-Sep-11 13:20:34

Off topic but Andrew you would love the graveyard in Key West. It is very snarky, my favourite one being a headstone that says 'I told you I was ill'.

Honeydragon Tue 27-Sep-11 13:28:01

I think I'm going to have

Honeydragon
Bit of a bastard
But the dog seemed to like her.

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