to be terrified of seeing..

[Chrononaut]

Penis??

I cant look at them without getting a bit freaked out or laughing (poor, poor DH)

please tell me im not alone! i know this is a strange thread but i had to get it off my chest.

[worraliberty]

What was it doing on your chest?

[ArmageddonOuttahere]

worra

[ArmageddonOuttahere]

How many are you seeing?

[Chrononaut]

snigger

tis my own fault for not reading that last sentence through :p

even so

they're so ugly looking and.. dangley...shudders

[Chrononaut]

well, now and then like on tv or sth.

its not like i have penises flying round my house or anything! or one on my chest for that matter ;)

[nickschick]

its when theyre partcularly veiny i think ewwwwww

[Graciescotland]

Perhaps if you stopped laughing it wouldn't look so, ahem, dangly.

[worraliberty]

If you're DH's dingle is dangling, perhaps you have more problems than you thought?

[TurkeyBurgerThing]

Depends who really. I'd be scared to see Rupert Murdoch's or George Osbourne's even Terry Wogan's. Not, however, David Tennant's or Philip Glenister's....

[nickschick]

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=flying+penis&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=525&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=6EqTSeD_X8vFNM:&imgrefurl=www.metro.co.uk/weird/288585-the-temporarily-flying-penis-of-riga&docid=51ON1sfcRNjogM&w=450&h=300&ei=TNaATsS_C4bC8QPZreWWDw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=443&page=1&tbnh=153&tbnw=204&start=0&ndsp=8&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=102&ty=89" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">chrononauts living room

[Proudnscary]

Penis singular or penis plural?
Penis flaccid or penis erect?
Penis foreskinned or penis bald?
Penis short, pink and boingy or penis long, grey and elephant trunk-like?
Penis jolly or penis miserable?

[Chrononaut]

its the balls that dangle! and then the hosey bit, and all the saggy skin

ewwwwwwww!

i know im completely childish but i cant help it :P
also veiny ones are horrible too

[Chrononaut]

i recall one bf of mine dropped his kegs before we were to dtd, and i burst into hysterics. needless to say i was swiftly dumped :D

i think id cry if that was in my living room

[susiedaisy]

worra

[worraliberty]

Penis singular or penis plural?
Penis flaccid or penis erect?
Penis foreskinned or penis bald?
Penis short, pink and boingy or penis long, grey and elephant trunk-like?
Penis jolly or penis miserable?

Penis in the pot, nine days old?

[nickschick]

proudnscarey youve put wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much thought into your peni questions?

[Proudnscary]

Pissing myself @ Worra! (see other thread about incontinence - I'm not even joking)

[Chrononaut]

if only there was a male version of a vajazzle, at least then i can have a really good laugh

[susiedaisy]

I always had to stifle a snigger when my (ex)husbands shrivelled up in the cold weather

[carabos]

Isn't it rude to stare?

[MissTapestry]

Erm, it's called pejazzle....... hth! :o

[Chrononaut]

:o you have got to be joking

[thederkinsdame]

'the hosey bit' Oh dear. I'd say your DH may need to see someone about that

[ArmageddonOuttahere]

Chron - google "pejazzle" (with safe search off)