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Chrononaut Mon 26-Sep-11 20:39:09

Penis??

I cant look at them without getting a bit freaked out or laughing (poor, poor DH)

please tell me im not alone! i know this is a strange thread but i had to get it off my chest.

worraliberty Mon 26-Sep-11 20:40:13

What was it doing on your chest?

ArmageddonOuttahere Mon 26-Sep-11 20:40:43

<snort> worra grin

ArmageddonOuttahere Mon 26-Sep-11 20:41:12

How many are you seeing? confused

Chrononaut Mon 26-Sep-11 20:42:14

* snigger *

tis my own fault for not reading that last sentence through :p

even so

they're so ugly looking and.. dangley...shudders

Chrononaut Mon 26-Sep-11 20:43:51

well, now and then like on tv or sth.

its not like i have penises flying round my house or anything! or one on my chest for that matter ;)

nickschick Mon 26-Sep-11 20:44:49

its when theyre partcularly veiny i think ewwwwww

Graciescotland Mon 26-Sep-11 20:44:55

Perhaps if you stopped laughing it wouldn't look so, ahem, dangly.

worraliberty Mon 26-Sep-11 20:44:56

If you're DH's dingle is dangling, perhaps you have more problems than you thought? grin

TurkeyBurgerThing Mon 26-Sep-11 20:46:27

Depends who really. I'd be scared to see Rupert Murdoch's or George Osbourne's even Terry Wogan's. Not, however, David Tennant's or Philip Glenister's....

nickschick Mon 26-Sep-11 20:46:36

chrononauts living room

Proudnscary Mon 26-Sep-11 20:47:34

Penis singular or penis plural?
Penis flaccid or penis erect?
Penis foreskinned or penis bald?
Penis short, pink and boingy or penis long, grey and elephant trunk-like?
Penis jolly or penis miserable?

Chrononaut Mon 26-Sep-11 20:47:50

its the balls that dangle! and then the hosey bit, and all the saggy skin

ewwwwwwww!

i know im completely childish but i cant help it :P
also veiny ones are horrible too

Chrononaut Mon 26-Sep-11 20:49:16

i recall one bf of mine dropped his kegs before we were to dtd, and i burst into hysterics. needless to say i was swiftly dumped :D

i think id cry if that was in my living room

susiedaisy Mon 26-Sep-11 20:50:43

worragringrin

worraliberty Mon 26-Sep-11 20:50:44

Penis singular or penis plural?
Penis flaccid or penis erect?
Penis foreskinned or penis bald?
Penis short, pink and boingy or penis long, grey and elephant trunk-like?
Penis jolly or penis miserable?

Penis in the pot, nine days old? grin

nickschick Mon 26-Sep-11 20:50:56

proudnscarey youve put wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much thought into your peni questions? grin

Proudnscary Mon 26-Sep-11 20:52:38

Pissing myself @ Worra! (see other thread about incontinence - I'm not even joking)

Riveninabingle Mon 26-Sep-11 20:54:34

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Chrononaut Mon 26-Sep-11 20:56:54

if only there was a male version of a vajazzle, at least then i can have a really good laugh

susiedaisy Mon 26-Sep-11 20:59:22

I always had to stifle a snigger when my (ex)husbands shrivelled up in the cold weathergrin

carabos Mon 26-Sep-11 20:59:47

Isn't it rude to stare?

MissTapestry Mon 26-Sep-11 21:00:43

Erm, it's called pejazzle....... hth! grin

Chrononaut Mon 26-Sep-11 21:01:22

grin you have got to be joking

thederkinsdame Mon 26-Sep-11 21:01:24

'the hosey bit' confused Oh dear. I'd say your DH may need to see someone about that

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