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teafanatic003 Mon 26-Sep-11 14:54:31

or flame me :/ this is stupid but serious

I've been mulling over the idea of having more kids in the futire but something is troubling me that only mothers can answer,

I'm worried that it will leave me rather ahem.....baggy down there

is this an old wives tale or am I doomed ???

YouWinOrYouDie Mon 26-Sep-11 14:57:50

Is it home-time already? Shit.

OldLadyKnowsNothing Mon 26-Sep-11 14:58:59

Old wives tale. And I say that as an old wife.

teafanatic003 Mon 26-Sep-11 14:59:07

what?

I know its wierd but s a genuine question and one that can only be answered by mothers etc

YouWinOrYouDie Mon 26-Sep-11 15:01:21

But you are talking about having MORE children. How many do you already have? You should know if anything happens to your fanjo.

And you keep saying, "mothers" can answer you - not OTHER mothers.

jesuswhatnext Mon 26-Sep-11 15:02:14

'mothers etc'? wos that then?

OldLadyKnowsNothing Mon 26-Sep-11 15:02:16

Actually, fathers could answer the question too.

grin
phew. I was missing mitmoo, but you'll do!

My cunt is fucked after the one kid.

jesuswhatnext Mon 26-Sep-11 15:04:15

i often wonder if wankers have baggier balls than non wankers? perhaps its a question only wankers can answer? wink

YouWinOrYouDie Mon 26-Sep-11 15:04:44

grin at OLKN. DH has no complaints.

Anyway Sonny Jim OP, I had better go and prepare for the fanjo-busters' arrival home from school.

In fact, I strongly recommend that you and your generation dont have any children. Its just not worth your nether regions resembling a plastic bag blowing in the wind.
Plus what with the riots and all, I'm not convinced you'd be good parents

teafanatic003 Mon 26-Sep-11 15:10:02

well women who have had children will obviously have a better insight lol, no I have 1 dc

Proudnscary Mon 26-Sep-11 15:11:38

Let's put it this way, the Dartmouth's tunnel's got nothing on me.

WELCOME TO MUMSNET!!!

teafanatic003 Mon 26-Sep-11 15:11:39

its just you get all this contradicting advice, use it or loose it , or having babys makes you * baggy

I'm from a very uptight family if I asked women within my own family I'd probably get slapped.

Wimminsinit Mon 26-Sep-11 15:12:06

Havent you ever heard of 'too posh to push', you silly troll woman?

<admires tight fanjo>

<ignores c-section overhang>

Groovee Mon 26-Sep-11 15:12:45

My friend's had 3 children and not once needed stitches. I had stitched with my first but not my second. Everyone's different as to how it affects them but I'm fine.

teafanatic003 Mon 26-Sep-11 15:13:05

lol proudandscary

tethersend Mon 26-Sep-11 15:13:47

If you're from an uptight family, you should be fine smile

teafanatic003 Mon 26-Sep-11 15:13:52

I'm not a troll if that whats anyone is thinking
refer to 15:11 post

Proudnscary Mon 26-Sep-11 15:14:04

Well if I asked my mum if she had a baggy fanny she'd probably slap me too, teafanatic, funnily enough.

Feminine Mon 26-Sep-11 15:14:08

Wookey hole heresmile hth

Good that your family are "uptight" hopefully that will extend to your bits!

LeQueen Mon 26-Sep-11 15:15:48

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

YouWinOrYouDie Mon 26-Sep-11 15:17:18

Again with the "women in my family" rather than "other women".

Aren't you supposed to be using the computers in the library to look up facts about William the Conqueror or something?

YouWinOrYouDie Mon 26-Sep-11 15:18:42

A-HEM! Mine is still "very neat" according to TWO gynaes even after two vaginal births. Albeit a tad frillier.

lolaflores Mon 26-Sep-11 15:20:56

I keep loose change and what not up there now and have started rehoming orphaned walrus babies.
I have two and my DH calls me baggy baggy bum bum
Go figure

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