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AIBU to be glad I don't live in New York because...

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purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 19:04:33

All the interesting places are attended by the CSI team. And wherever the CSI team are, someone dies sad

I'm glad I live in a sleepy English backwater! AIBU?

TrillianAstra Sun 25-Sep-11 19:05:09

YABU - have you not seen Midsomer Murders?

New York may have a lot of murders but at least it has a large population!

troisgarcons Sun 25-Sep-11 19:05:41

I'm never going to Cabot Cove

purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 19:09:09

<quakes under bed covers>

Remind me never to go to Oxford, either!!

IsSamNormansDad Sun 25-Sep-11 20:44:30

If you're in LA, may I recommend NOT going to Community General if you require hospital treatment, lovely Drs, but shocking murder/death rate! wink

Andrewofgg Sun 25-Sep-11 20:49:43

Always bloody trouble in Ambridge, too.

purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 20:53:18

<peeks nose out>

<retreats under duvet with torch and naice book about boarding schools and ballet>

BikeRunSki Sun 25-Sep-11 20:54:14

And Pontypandy - safest place I know? Blx, they are always having fires, and only have 3 firefighters. And one of them is a bit dozy.

StewieGriffinsMom Sun 25-Sep-11 20:55:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ShitmooStratton Sun 25-Sep-11 20:56:16

I'm just petrified of blue police boxes. Bad news they are.

purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 20:56:24

You'd think the Isle of Sodor would be nice and relaxing...

BecauseImWorthIt Sun 25-Sep-11 20:57:28

And Jersey was always a dangerous place, I seem to remember, if Bergerac was anything to go by.

DooinMeCleanin Sun 25-Sep-11 20:58:27

Never invite this person over to your house. One of your friends or family members will be murdered. It happens everywhere she goes, yet she is never a suspect confused

Doilooklikeatourist Sun 25-Sep-11 20:59:18

I've been invited to a wedding on Harpers Island .

StewieGriffinsMom Sun 25-Sep-11 21:03:46

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 21:04:37

Would I be safe with a relaxing beach holiday to Amity?

zukiecat Sun 25-Sep-11 21:15:58

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thefirstMrsDeVere Sun 25-Sep-11 21:19:41

My family are safe at least from Midsomer.

We would dilute the bastion like quality and would probably be shot if we tried to visit.

I think it would be worth risking Las Vegas if I got to meet that scrummy Warick (or is it Waaaark?)

purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 21:22:01

<smug> DP looks a bit like Waaaaaaaark but with better hair and a sexier accent

Wow, I've been smug on MN twice tonight grin

thefirstMrsDeVere Sun 25-Sep-11 21:26:13


purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 21:28:01

<sticky out tongue smily>

thefirstMrsDeVere Sun 25-Sep-11 21:37:31

My OH has a big willy


ChilliKnickers Sun 25-Sep-11 21:51:48

not going to albert square because the language is not
the queens english.

purplepidjinawoollytangle Sun 25-Sep-11 21:56:20

Where does it say DP doesn't?

thefirstMrsDeVere Sun 25-Sep-11 22:05:11

Touched a nerve there purple hey? Hey?

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