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Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 07:56:01

a rogue piece of salami I found lurking in the dark corners of our fridge? I am even contemplating a dollop of Hellman's on top.

Am in monstrously piggy mood - actually can anyone think of a piggier, more lard-laden breakfast because if you can I will eat it and that's a promise.

ArmageddonOuttahere Sat 24-Sep-11 07:59:21

YABU not to have fried the ensemble.

PS envy

MrsMoosickle Sat 24-Sep-11 08:00:18

Yum......minus the salami.
I had chocolate brioche with chocolate spread yesterday, and may again this morning!

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 08:00:28

Great idea Arm - might drop the cheese encrusted crumpet in the deep fat fryer...doh I haven't got one

GiganticusBottomus Sat 24-Sep-11 08:01:52

Bleurgh envy. Now I have left over lemon cheesecake (with ginger biscuit base) in my fridge. Now that's a good breakfast grin

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 08:09:28

I love leftovers for breakfast - but nothing beats cold pizza.

I would also like to point out that I served my dc's crumpets on some Christmas paper plates because I forgot to put the dishwasher on last night (wine). That's the kind of mood I'm in.

StellaAndFries Sat 24-Sep-11 08:10:18

I've had the remnants of last nights kebab and pizza feast and a bowl of honeyroasted nuts. I am on holiday though so it's allowed.

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 08:12:18

Stella - I bow to your superior piggery <awed>

deemented Sat 24-Sep-11 08:16:59

Now i want a Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin. With a greasy Hash Brown.

Ifancyashandy Sat 24-Sep-11 08:17:13

Wow! Impressed by all of you!

I however am off to the gym so have had porridge with a banana

<<polishes halo>> grin.

Tomorrow, however, is Stuffing Sunday and I shall be taking notes from you lot!

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 08:18:50

Oh piss off Ifancy! wink

deemented Sat 24-Sep-11 08:22:44

Gym?? On a Saturday???

Surely the only exercise worth doing of a Saturday morning is sex? followed by a double sausage and egg mcmuffin

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 08:24:45

I am already planning my lunch.

hairylights Sat 24-Sep-11 08:26:30

I was thinking about having sticky toffee pudding with custard for brekkie ....

Blatherskite Sat 24-Sep-11 08:31:13

And there was me thinking my toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with butter was gluttonous! shock

Will have to up my game for lunch. Taking DS to a birthday party at the bowling alley so may have to swing past Subway...and KFC grin

Ifancyashandy Sat 24-Sep-11 08:33:46

Sex?! What is that? (am single. And have been for a looooooong time).

I love the gym <<sad fecker emoticon>>. tis a yoga class I'm off to. I shall make up for the lentil weaving with a Fat Fecker Face Full tomorrow.

Suggestions please! (Crumpets and cheese - with marmite - currently in lead)

whatsallthehullaballoo Sat 24-Sep-11 08:45:05

Make a full english with an extra cheeky sausage smile

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 08:45:42

Sex?! What's that? I've been married for 16 years.

I am wracking my brains to remember what that posh breakfast is with poached egg, English muffin and that delicous sauce stuff???? Whatever it is, have that Ifancy.

Ifancyashandy Sat 24-Sep-11 08:52:31

Very good Whatsallthe!

And the sauce (ooh er Mrs!) you refer to is that hollandaise malarky. Quite complicated I believe. Another downside to single life - having to make your own breakfast in bed. Worth putting up with a relationship just for someone to do that for me!

IvyAndGold Sat 24-Sep-11 08:59:26

Proudnscary Cold pizza breakfast! YES! <high fives> grin

I also always order way more Indian take away than I could possibly eat, so that there's a pile of rice and sauce left, and nuke it the next day for breakfast, yum! grin

Blatherskite Sat 24-Sep-11 09:01:28

Eggs Benedict proud?

Proudnscary Sat 24-Sep-11 09:17:17

Oh yes that's it blather!! I love that shit

Blatherskite Sat 24-Sep-11 09:24:07

Found a recipe on Good Food for a Gordon Ramsay version of Eggs Benedict - they reckon it's 705 calories per serving!!

I think you may have found the Daddy of gluttonous breakfasts there!!

nomoreheels Sat 24-Sep-11 09:28:23

God, not had a crumpet with cheese in ages... (is it trashy Kraft cheese? Because that's what I'd do. Even though I only eat decent cheese normally.)

happygilmore Sat 24-Sep-11 09:32:49

Crumpets with cheese and pickle is gorgeous, sounds wrong but is so nice.

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