to not want a third tit?

[ColdSancerre]

Because it seems my body is trying to grow one out of the side of my left breast. It appeared yesterday and is just getting bigger and more red. I suppose the third tit doesn't care it is being unreasonable or not though.

[FabbyChic]

oh i was going to say divorce him then!

[rushofbloodtothefeet]

Ohhh, is this a pus porn/boob fetishist thread all in one?

[FunnysInTheGarden]

YANBU, but doesn't a third tit make you a witch? You have to feed your familiars from it IIRC

[ColdSancerre]

Would I get a good divorce settlement?

[PrettyCandles]

Ah, but it could offer you a whole new carreer - you could be the latest, the greatest, Zit Porn Star!

[amistillsexy]

Do you need to get to the doctor? Is it a lump, or is it just a very big spot?

[ColdSancerre]

Just don't, I don't do pus. I'm way too genteel.

Have applied tea tree oil because DP told me to.

[amistillsexy]

OOOO I've been trying tio avoid all the puss talk!

Get thee behind me!

[ColdSancerre]

amistill it's not a worrying go to the doc lump, don't worry.

[amistillsexy]

X post, ColdSancerre. Lavender oil is good for spots as well.

[rushofbloodtothefeet]

We need pictures of course

[amistillsexy]

I should have known from the lighthearted way you posted but had a few too many friends with worrying ones recently-panicked a bit!

[ColdSancerre]

OK I have lavender oil, I'll try that in the morning.

Imagine trying to get a suitable bra. I don't think even bravissimo could help. I need it to fuck off really.

[LineRunner]

It's a cyst.

There's the correct way, and there's LineRunner's Friday Night Wartner Way....

[LineRunner]

Seriously, get it clean with a nice sterilised wipe or cloth, and pop along to your nearest Health Centre or walk-in tomorrow.

You may need anti-biotics and in the meantime a couple of ibuprofen will help.

[MissBeehiving]

Are there pictures yet?

[ColdSancerre]

No, there aren't pictures. I'll pass on circulating pics of my left breast on the Internet.

It doesn't hurt and it's very near the surface. I'm certain it's a non worrying third tit.

[PrettyCandles]

Are you sure it doesn't hurt? Because incipient zits usually ache and itch as they form.

A non-painful breast lump is, I think, a bit more worrying than a hot zit. If it isn't looking more zit-like tomorrow, maybe you should consider flashing at the GP?

[TheControversialJessie]

pus porn? What the hell kind of thread have I pissed recently?

[TheControversialJessie]

• missed
  missed
  missed
  
  Thank you. As you were.

[ChaoticAngeloftheUnderworld]

at Jessie

[Proudnscary]

ha ha ha @ pissed Jessie!

[TheControversialJessie]

But what are all these references to "pus porn"?

[chill1243]

I am on your side; as long as its not the side with the third tit on.

[Andrewofgg]

If you ever have triplets you'll be laughing . . .