The title says it all really.
He gets up at 6am, before me, and goes straight to the bathroom (leaving both doors open) and does the longest proudest fart he can manage. It's like he's trying to amplify it through the house and wants a round of applause afterwards. I've asked him to shut the bathroom door but he'll just push it to, so it makes no difference.
I'm not that precious about bodily functions but really, it's far too early in the morning for a bathroom orchestra.
Am I suffering alone with this or is it normal?
AIBU?
to detest the long, proud, morning farts?
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