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LookingForANiche Mon 19-Sep-11 21:30:16

Soap Shaped Dildoes?


I am looking for a kitchen table business now that my DC are finally at FT school.

Whislt in the shower the other day, I realised there may be a hole in the market for a specially shaped soap to get those nether regions clean for <ahem> intimate moments.

Perhaps with exfoliating granules to ensure a thorough clean?

What do you all think? Is it a goer? Do you think I should give it a fair crack?



GetAwayFromHerYouBitch Mon 19-Sep-11 21:32:00

Don't you mean dildo-shaped soaps?

And no. Ph balance an all that.

slavetofilofax Mon 19-Sep-11 21:32:33


<tries not to think about all the thrush complaints>

GetAwayFromHerYouBitch Mon 19-Sep-11 21:32:36

Oh, and get back to your homework

MirandaGoshawk Mon 19-Sep-11 21:32:51

Soap for inside? Or as a joke?

Not for inside. But as a novelty, some people might be amused.

addictedtofrazzles Mon 19-Sep-11 21:32:55

how would you 'rinse'?

justabigdisco Mon 19-Sep-11 21:33:33

gads no, washing inside is NOT a good idea.

MirandaGoshawk Mon 19-Sep-11 21:33:33

Hole in the market... fair crack... wind up?

GetAwayFromHerYouBitch Mon 19-Sep-11 21:33:40

don't, details will only encourage him

LookingForANiche Mon 19-Sep-11 21:34:08

Oh bugger.

I thought I might be onto something.

AuntiePickleBottom Mon 19-Sep-11 21:34:15

there is already specialist soaps for the intamite areas

aldiwhore Mon 19-Sep-11 21:34:52

ARGH exfoliation of the nethers?????? No No NO NOOOOOO!!

There may be a novelty market though but I think its been done?

A Ph friendly yet comedy shaped intimate cleanser maybe a good 1/2 way point...

A dildo shaped (ph friendly) soap? Contact Anne Summers...

A soap shaped dildo??? I have no words.

maypole1 Mon 19-Sep-11 21:35:07

A remote controlled mother in law

maypole1 Mon 19-Sep-11 21:35:24

Oh and a helper monkey

aldiwhore Mon 19-Sep-11 21:36:31

cock on a rope? Could be good for the tensionally challenged.

LookingForANiche Mon 19-Sep-11 21:36:36



Dildo shaped soap.

AuntiePickleBottom Mon 19-Sep-11 21:36:43

however i have good a business idea.

school uniform washing service.

the idea is you pick up, wash, dry, iron and deliver uniform back to the parents....the only problem with me is i hate ironing

redfairy Mon 19-Sep-11 22:42:35

My good idea is a cake cutter that cuts equal portions of birthday cake. You should be able to alter it to cut the amount of slices you need for a kids party. Lakeland...if you're interested...

aldiwhore Mon 19-Sep-11 22:44:00

Redfairy a normal knife... and you cit on the principle of a clock. But yeh, I reckon Lakeland would sell it, I'd probably buy it, but I doubt I'd use it... sorry!!

redfairy Mon 19-Sep-11 22:48:16

As long as I'd made a sale I wouldnt care how many kitchen drawers were cluttered with my clever cutter grin

UrsulaWoleffay Mon 19-Sep-11 22:49:59

soap + fanjo = bad mmmkay

starfishmummy Mon 19-Sep-11 22:52:40

Redfairy - you are too late. Lakeland did one years ago (though not adjustable). Guessing there is a reason why they no longer do.

LookingForANiche Mon 19-Sep-11 23:05:36

No no no.

Not fanjo soap.

A little bit round the bend from there.


UrsulaWoleffay Mon 19-Sep-11 23:08:01

up your ARSE???????

UrsulaWoleffay Mon 19-Sep-11 23:08:23

<falls down dead>

I never did put a dildo up my arse

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