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To be completely mortified.

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Grumpystiltskin Fri 16-Sep-11 08:45:52

I work in an exclusively male environment, I have to get changed in the locker room which in itself doesn't bother me as I have only ever seen one bloke in there at the time I get into work so I just went round the corner. No problems. However yesterday I was in a hurry and I packed my bag quickly.

This morning I got into work and found three tampons (still wrapped!) neatly lined up on the bench outside my locker, blush

I tell myself that these are all grown men, most of whom are married with children and clearly a working knowledge of the female reproductive system. They are all my patients though and I will definitely blush when I see them!

Imnotaslimjim Fri 16-Sep-11 08:47:41

I wouldn't be mortified, I'd laugh! Have a giggle with them about it, it will relieve the tension. As you said, they all know what they're for, nothing to be embarrassed about!

chinam Fri 16-Sep-11 08:47:46

I'm mortified for you grin I'm sure you are right and they will all be mature about it.

CailinDana Fri 16-Sep-11 08:47:49

I don't get it, sorry. Are you saying you left your tampons behind, and they left them out for you to collect this morning? What are you mortified about? <thick emoticon>

winnybella Fri 16-Sep-11 08:47:53

Wouldn't bother me at all, tbh. It's just menstruation, normal thing, no?

hester Fri 16-Sep-11 08:50:45

It honestly wouldn't bother me. Complete mortification = totally unnecessary, IMO.

CailinDana Fri 16-Sep-11 08:51:47

I'm still not really getting it. What's the mortification about?

Grumpystiltskin Fri 16-Sep-11 08:52:10

OK, feeling slightly better now. It's just that I stick out like bollocks on a bulldog anyway being to only laydee.

Thank you. I am unmortified.

Birdsgottafly Fri 16-Sep-11 08:55:41

It wouldn't bother me, either. If your female, generally you bleed once a month.

A little fact about tampons, troups use them to plug bullet wounds.
They were invented by the Eygyptians, for female use, but were then developed as a wound dressing, so men have been using them for centuries. I don't see the problem, or is it just menstrual blood that should be thought of as shameful.

CailinDana Fri 16-Sep-11 08:57:49

I wouldn't see any difference between that and leaving a packet of tissues or a hairbrush behind tbh.

Bugsy2 Fri 16-Sep-11 09:13:00

I'd pretend not to be mortified, but inside I would be. Stupid I know & yes, all women bleed every month - but somehow having tampons put carefully in front of my locker would embarrass me! I think it is because it is so personal, rather than anything else.

Icelollycraving Fri 16-Sep-11 09:16:36

As long as they were unused,is no problem! Could be worse,could be maternity pads or big pair of period pants.

allhailtheaubergine Fri 16-Sep-11 09:21:02

Nope. Wouldnt bother me. Unmortify, op.

Orchid49 Fri 16-Sep-11 09:21:51

I have to admit i think i'd just laugh. Unused, who cares? grin

pictish Fri 16-Sep-11 09:24:43

Wouldn't bother me in the least!

HyperTrace Fri 16-Sep-11 09:30:14

I think i'd find it funny!

LDNmummy Fri 16-Sep-11 09:30:40

No biggie, if they actually used their hands to touch the tampons in order to line them up for you nicely, then I doubt they are of the pre-pubescent nature that makes some men think anything remotely to do with women's monthly cycles are shocking or gross.

hester Fri 16-Sep-11 09:45:17

Now, used tampons I would find a bit mortifying, yes.

Fully wrapped, my day is good smile

Grumpystiltskin Fri 16-Sep-11 09:48:19

These are all agreeing with my internal monologue, thanks again MNetters, I do feel significantly better now.

Grumpystiltskin Fri 16-Sep-11 10:15:58

Ah all fine, the guy with the locker opposite just came in with toothache, I didn't blush.

hester Fri 16-Sep-11 11:24:17

That's it, lady, play it cool and classy grin

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