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To think that there are some really manky dh/dp of MNetters recently

(38 Posts)
pigletmania Wed 14-Sep-11 20:55:24

What with leaving skid marks on underwear, not wiping bum properly, and wiping cock on hand towels ewwww envy

pigletmania Wed 14-Sep-11 20:56:10

are men really that manky! My dh does not do those things and is super clean, or am I the only one.

hiddenhome Wed 14-Sep-11 20:57:46

My ExP was manky, but dh is not.

I can't stand mankiness.

Mitmoo Wed 14-Sep-11 20:57:47

There has also been a trend of men posting pretending to be their wives, perhaps the skid markers aren't men after all, though that does leave the cock wipers in the guilty corner.

LeBOF Wed 14-Sep-11 20:57:47

Yeah, you're the only one. The rest of mumsnet is inhabited by the long-suffering partners of filthy beasts hmm

Kayano Wed 14-Sep-11 20:59:27

I can't say anything because I am the manky one in my relationship lol

LeBOF Wed 14-Sep-11 21:00:44

Although I've just been through Active Convos and hidden four threads with revolting titles, so I will concede there is a rash of repulsiveness sweeping the boards: you are quite right there.

RedOnion Wed 14-Sep-11 21:01:13

You can't beat a nice cocky towel.

New term - cocky towel

<gavel>

pigletmania Wed 14-Sep-11 21:03:54

Oh yeh the cocky towel really took the buscuit. Errrrrrr, I would hate to think that someones dp has wiped their cock on the hand towel when I visit friends.

ViviPru Wed 14-Sep-11 21:04:05

"There has also been a trend of men posting pretending to be their wives"

Mitmoo, do you think the 'lady' who peed on her DH on the sofa was actually written by the male pee-ee rather than the pee-er?

RedOnion Wed 14-Sep-11 21:04:58

Is it not usual to pee on ones husband?

<posts in Relationships to clarify>

herbietea Wed 14-Sep-11 21:05:35

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pigletmania Wed 14-Sep-11 21:05:57

oh yes i remember that one, I think that she had a little erm accident blush

Lilyloo Wed 14-Sep-11 21:07:09

I am still getting over the cotton ear bud one

ViviPru Wed 14-Sep-11 21:08:36

I missed that Lilyloo what was the gist?

RedOnion Wed 14-Sep-11 21:09:37

He used cotton buds to get "klingons" out. Then left the offending shitty cotton buds lying around the house. MMMMMM.

pigletmania Wed 14-Sep-11 21:09:55

Oh I have just come across another thread on AIBU whereby someones dp does not shower after doing a sweaty manual job. There are loads on here tonight.

RedOnion Wed 14-Sep-11 21:10:00

Sorry blush just saw that wasn't addressed to me.

ViviPru Wed 14-Sep-11 21:10:46

<gip>

RedOnion Wed 14-Sep-11 21:11:59

I love the word gip grin

Graciescotland Wed 14-Sep-11 21:12:45

DH is actually very clean. Perhaps a bit too clean...

<buggers off back to her cocky towel thread grin>

The cotton buds one was a troll, I think.

RedOnion Wed 14-Sep-11 21:15:09

You mean you HOPE it was a troll....!

grin

ViviPru Wed 14-Sep-11 21:15:12

No word of a lie. DP is arranging his appendages as we speak shock

ViviPru Wed 14-Sep-11 21:16:17

I'm serious he's just stood up and pulled his keks down... he's fishing around in his drawers. I know you all think I'm a fantasist but this really IS happening

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