to hide my dh's skid marked pants/boxers

[Mrsperkytits]

....at the inside row of the rotary washing line so my neighbours cant see and use 3 pegs to cover up such skiddage or should I just let the neighbours see what a nightmare of a skidder he really is. btw they are expensive pants/boxers so cant replace them on a weekly basis.

Have seen him wipe his arse and he takes ages so god knows how such skiddagery occurs.

[FabbyChic]

Id throw them away Id be fucked if my partner would wear shitty pants.

Get some wet ones for the toilet for gods sake.

[onepieceofcremeegg]

Firstly I would ask my dh to do his own laundry. If items were so dreadfully marked/stained then I would bin them. Ask him to try using a decent biological powder and washing at 60.
Why would your neighbours be able to observe the inside of your husband's undergarments? Do they come and closely inspect them?

[onepieceofcremeegg]

Are you anything to do with the other thread where someone's pants and tights were stolen and 3 pillowcases allegedly left in their place?

[AgentZigzag]

It must be follow through then if he's wiping technique is OK.

But thanks for forcing me to think about your DH wiping his shitty arse

Get black ones so it won't show up?

[Mrsperkytits]

No Im not, we have never had anything stolen from our washing line, prob the sight of said skiddage would scare them off

[worraliberty]

That's disgusting, how old is he ffs?

[AgentZigzag]

My neighbours sometimes bring our washing in if it starts raining onepiece, so I'm careful how worn our undies are when I put them out.

[onepieceofcremeegg]

Oh good, glad it wasn't your dh's pants that were stolen!

[squeakytoy]

I would change my washing powder to one that worked if I were you, as a first step.

[ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs]

Does he wipe his cock on the handtowel too?

[Crosshair]

I would bin them. Im slightly confused how this has happened to more than one pair.

[DownbytheRiverside]

He needs to scrub his own laundry and learn better personal hygiene.
Why are you even considering dealing with them?

[usualsuspect]

Whats with all the shit threads just lately

[BoulevardOfBrokenSleep]

Black pants.

[DownbytheRiverside]

Coprophilia, the next passion of choice.
Could replace Bumsex on Fridays, or be combined into a dual gross-out thread.

[DownbytheRiverside]

Boulevard, are you taking too much iron?
Or did you mean brown pants?

[pippilongsmurfing]

If my DH had pants like that he would not be "D" for much longer.

He is a grown man FFS, it is just gross, throw them out.

[NanettaStocker]

Does he have a haemorrhoid that is preventing his anus from closing properly, causing leakage?

Has he been checked for colitis or crohn's disease?

[Bunbaker]

Does he have any health issues in that department?

[SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots]

Good god.

You need better washing powder, he needs potty trained again.

[NettoSuperstar]

Leave him, the bastard.

[NettoSuperstar]

What kind of health issues cause skids bunbaker?

[onepieceofcremeegg]

I think you should discuss this with him, not us. It is not really a laundry problem imo. (my tiny dd sometimes has yucky pants but she is recently potty trained and a good hot wash with ariel soon sorts them out).

Your dh is either ill or lazy. Either way he is extremely disrespectful in leaving his mess for you to sort.

If it was my dh, I would put them items in a bag. Sit down with him calmly and say what I had observed. Ask him to resolve the short term problem himself (wash or bin the underwear). And if a potential health problem ask him to visit the GP.

If utter laziness then I would question the relationship tbh.

[MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac]

Oh my Good God, why the unwashable skids? What is wrong with the man? Maybe he should shack up with the cock washing towel wiper!

[troisgarcons]

If you use soda crystals - they get anything out - except that peculiar leathery mark left by rubbing cricket balls against your 'nads!