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To think Mumsnet is better than Eastenders

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I must live a boring life. So far this week I have been shock and grin by the following:

A DP stealing the SKY Mans shoe.
Someone pissing on her DH.
A DP wiping his cock on the hand towel.
A DP leaving skid marks on the bed.

I must be missing out hmm

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs Wed 14-Sep-11 11:50:35

I spend an awful lot of time on here, I've only seen the one thread about cocks and handtowels.

TheLaineyWayIsEssex Wed 14-Sep-11 11:52:28

shock linky to thread about cock towel man please

PeneloPeePitstop Wed 14-Sep-11 11:53:38

Well there's a certain amount of fiction in both I suppose wink

PeneloPeePitstop Wed 14-Sep-11 11:54:18

Lainey, do you really need a link when the thread title is "Wiping cock on hand towel" lol

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1296204-to-expect-my-Dh-to-be-able-to-wipe-his-backside-properly

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1299529-What-happened-to-the-thread-about-the-jealous-DP-hiding-the-sky-mans-shoe

I don't know how to do the fancy linking but above is the man unable to wipe his own arse and it appears the sky man and his shoe was created by a troll but I have linked a thread talking about it.

Couldn't find the pissing one but it was special, poster basically couldn't be arsed getting up to go to loo so just pissed on DH knee but that was okay as they were going in shower anyway <boak> hmm

For you lainey, it is priceless grin

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1300116-Wiping-cock-on-hand-towel

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