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Apologies but what on earth is anal bleaching and ....

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Nippysnippy Tue 13-Sep-11 20:56:04

more to the point if is simply descriptive of a service, why?
I am utterly weirded out by this....

eurochick Tue 13-Sep-11 20:58:41

Google. But do not image search!

PeneloPeePitstop Tue 13-Sep-11 21:02:35

Does what it says on the tin. Makes your chocolate starfish more milkybar than bournville wink

As for why... I'd say it's the porn industry...

Apparently Peter Andre does it.

Nippysnippy Tue 13-Sep-11 21:03:06

I didn't want to google and get all sorts of weird stuff coming up on my computer forever more!

Nippysnippy Tue 13-Sep-11 21:05:53

Thanks PPP........I don't suppose I'll ever understand the motivation if that is the case.
Still dead weird IYAM.

Sidge Tue 13-Sep-11 21:08:38

It's a porny thing apparently.

Makes your anus less um, anal looking. Probably in an attempt to normalise anal sex.

tralalala Tue 13-Sep-11 21:12:59


ledkr Tue 13-Sep-11 21:33:15

You saw this on the sleb thread didnt you grin

Its so that your anus isnt pinky brown but all fresh and pink,in order to look more attractive-as attractive as an anus can be i guess.

squeakytoy Tue 13-Sep-11 21:35:05

Peter Andre spends so much time with his head up his arse it is probably stained from his fake tan... therefore needing a regular bleaching grin

PeneloPeePitstop Tue 13-Sep-11 21:37:04

Really, squeaky? I thought it was Claire's....

Nippysnippy Tue 13-Sep-11 21:37:53

I did! That then got me thinking that I really didn't have a clue! Surely not Nigella........she's just ,well I DON'T believe it shock

Andrewofgg Tue 13-Sep-11 21:49:48

Nippysnippy You sound like a monk brought up from infancy by monks who has accidentally stumbled across a copy of Mayfair.

This was one of those threads that was certain to provide a laugh and sure enough, it's a corker!

PeneloPeePitstop Tue 13-Sep-11 21:50:53

Yes it is, Andreofgg. Your post made me laugh more though.

TiggyD Tue 13-Sep-11 22:05:43

Lots of people get it done. Peter Sissons, Clare Sweeny, all of Manchester City, Mr Blobby, Matthew Wright, Matthew Kelly, Sooty. It's the new botox.

TiggyD Tue 13-Sep-11 22:07:36

...and bear in mind how big a job Sooty is with how far he has to stretch.

Nippysnippy Tue 13-Sep-11 22:08:07

Blushes at innocence....but really why would anyone? I mean people REALLY do this? blush

PeneloPeePitstop Tue 13-Sep-11 22:10:58

It's all about BUMSEX.

Riveninabingle Tue 13-Sep-11 22:12:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TrillianAstra Tue 13-Sep-11 22:14:38

YABU because you have not asked an AIBU question.


TiggyD Tue 13-Sep-11 22:14:53

How would you like to walk into a pub and hear the hushed whispers of "There's Riveninabingle. Nice lady but terrible anus"?

Nippysnippy Tue 13-Sep-11 22:16:25

But to go to all that bother,well really,I don't know. Tis odd and rather unnecessary one would imagine. However, I think some brain bleach would be far more useful.
I can't be alone in this pondering can I?

RedRubyBlue Tue 13-Sep-11 22:17:37

Is 'pale' the only colour option?

Could I have a target? Or maybe a Union Jack?

ledkr Tue 13-Sep-11 22:18:22

Peter Sissons??? Haha grin

PeneloPeePitstop Tue 13-Sep-11 22:18:37

I don't think so, RRB.
Merkin would probably be your second best option for a flash of colour.

Riveninabingle Tue 13-Sep-11 22:19:05

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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