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to want to come here and use foul language because my neighbours are having a very loud party?

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EnglishMumInSouthOfFrance Sat 10-Sep-11 22:35:00

I know it's Saturday night, the weekend, the possibility of a lie in tomorrow for many etc etc, so AIBU in wanting to come on MN to say I think my neighbours are fucking cunting bastards, just because tomorrow my kids will be up at the crack of Dawn regardless of the fact that it's Sunday?
Bunch of twatting arse biscuits.

EnglishMumInSouthOfFrance Sat 10-Sep-11 22:35:58

Plus their taste in music is appalling.

Changing2011 Sat 10-Sep-11 22:36:41

Do you live on my street? Fucking students have returned, being all "alternative" in the front garden and saying things to each other like (from boy, to girl with big knockers) - "you look wonderful tonight - hic"

They will be at it until 4am and I am pregnant and pissed off, they are brave thats all Im saying.

mistressploppy Sat 10-Sep-11 22:37:06

YANBU. Profanities welcomed.


Changing2011 Sat 10-Sep-11 22:37:20

Yep, music bites, we have just had a drum and bass version of ABC by the Jackson Five hmm

BatsUpMeNightie Sat 10-Sep-11 22:37:38

Have you considered feeding your kids a large helping of blue Smarties, a bunch of FruitShoots and some fizzy pink syrup then sending them out at 6am with permission to make as much noise as they wish?

Sookeh Sat 10-Sep-11 22:38:27

Arf! at Changing's student neighbours "being all alternative" grin

Sorry you two have twatty inconsiderate neighbours though.

MilkNoSugarPlease Sat 10-Sep-11 22:38:31

I was about to ask if you lived next door to my neighbours...just realised your in France.....shame else we could have formed a posse to destroy thks party grin

EnglishMumInSouthOfFrance Sat 10-Sep-11 22:39:23

Not students here changing judging by the tunes blaring out from their sound system I'd say they were in their mid thirties but having trouble leaving their teenage years behind them.

Talker2010 Sat 10-Sep-11 22:39:33

I have often found that playing my music loudly at some unearthly hour in the morning helps me to feel much better about the whole thing

AgentZigzag Sat 10-Sep-11 22:41:36

What are the cunting bastards playing?

Judging their music tastes to be poor might make you feel a bit better smile

EnglishMumInSouthOfFrance Sat 10-Sep-11 22:41:58

Argh, they have a dj, he is now singing along to some crappy french 90s song, I have just realised my vocabulary in swearing is far from developed enough to describe these people.

BuckminsterFullerene Sat 10-Sep-11 22:43:14

Our knob-jockey noisy neighbours have finally fucked off into town. They'll be back by 2 though, and at it again. The police will be round for the other neighbours at 3 as usual. And then the first lot will wake us up as their 'friends' leave for the walk of shame in th morning.

And ds will be up at 6.


EnglishMumInSouthOfFrance Sat 10-Sep-11 22:43:37

Huh, now they're playing with or without you which is ok, but they are still all cum buckets.

EnglishMumInSouthOfFrance Sat 10-Sep-11 22:45:26

I called the local police, they just said they had more important things to deal with and that we were the only ones who had phoned so we must be BU...

AfternoonDelight Sat 10-Sep-11 22:45:48

I feel for you. Our upstairs neighbours don't seem to be having a party this weekend -unlike every fucking weekend through the school holidays. And if they're not having a party they're banging on the ceiling making our light fittings rattle and waking up our children.

mistressploppy Sat 10-Sep-11 22:47:34

Got an iPhone? You need the Profanity App grin

Changing2011 Sat 10-Sep-11 22:50:21

DH says theyve got until eleven and he is going round with the air horn to shut them up! Knowing him he will end up joining in and come home at 5 am with a traffic cone on his head hmm

EnglishMumInSouthOfFrance Sat 10-Sep-11 22:52:06

DH has been out trying to figure out which shithole it's coming from, to no avail. Now have turned the fan on to dilute the noise.
I have an iPad and will be looking for a profanity app.

Takitezee Sat 10-Sep-11 23:40:24

YANBU. You also would not be unreasonable to encourage your dc in very loud games early tomorrow morning which incorporated lots of running around and screaming.

Ifancyashandy Sat 10-Sep-11 23:46:13

Noisy neighbours make me weep. I once lived above a snooker hall where they used to turn the music up when the last customer left at 2am. After a few months I got hold of the Area Managers' mobile. It stopped shortly after.

However, am the only one who quite fancies and drum and bass version of ABC?!

LineRunner Sun 11-Sep-11 01:02:19

I have New Students next door and have warned them that I get up at 6am every day and that the walls are thin BOTH WAYS. And that I don't mind getting up a bit earlier if I have to. With RADIO 2 on.

Salmotrutta Sun 11-Sep-11 01:06:45

<thinks drum and bass version of ABC is probably quite danceable-to>

But to answer the OP - they are bastards. Kill them.

CardyMow Sun 11-Sep-11 01:58:31

YANBU. My next-door bitch neighbour has a birthday every weekend in September, for her and her dc's. And they have VERY loud parties on the Friday and Saturday night every weekend in September, every year. All I can hear right now is thud thud thud boom boom. We are in a VERY small terraced house, as is she, the walls are made from fag papers (or so it seems, as I can hear the neighbours switching their lights on and off hmm ), and I can't bloody sleep. Strangely, DS3 is sleeping through it, which means that just as I drop off when the music stops at 6am, he will be awake 30 minutes later.

I HATE her.

OP - They are bastards. Send your dc out at 6am with their noisiest toys, and ask them to screech. A LOT. Very loudly.

CardyMow Sun 11-Sep-11 01:59:02

Spoke too soon - Song changed, and DS3 (7mo) now awake for the third time tonight. POO.

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