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AIBU?

To think that government statistics are a load of bollocks

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mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 02:50

Tried to write this 3 times and got bombed out so very short version now.

DP is a firefighter.

They (the government) are trying to close stations etc according to their statistics.

Apparently, fire deaths are statistically at the minimum.

This is what really goes on.

If the person doesnt die on scene its not a fire death.

As in, if the person dies on the way to hospital - its not "counted" as a fire death.

If the person dies of smoke inhalation, burns etc. in hospital, guess what, its
not counted as a fire death.

Well blimey,that would lower the statistics now wouldnt it!

End of factual rant now.

Off to have last swig of gin (deep sigh) but have a lovely dark chocolate truffle calling me from fridge. Sod slimming world!

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spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 02:56

Yes, that sound a little shit, drink gin & inhale chocolate.

spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 02:58

All stats are shite, really.

Really.

AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 03:02

They can churn out any old shite they like by just tweaking what question they ask.

mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 03:06

Too late! gobbled the chocolate, only 3 truffles though. Thanks for answering v political thread at this time of the morning.

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spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:12

S'ok - but are you saying the government is massaging the figures to enable cuts?

Because, you know, no government would ever do that.

Don't you?

mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 03:12

I was, and still am gobsmacked by it though. Whats next already happening we dont need any more bloody police on the streets. Ummmm. I hope but not really that the flipping olympics is a daed mn disaster. Who wanted it in the first place.

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mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 03:13

sorry lap top keeps over typing

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AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 03:22

With fire fighters though, the government have to be careful because of the emotional value most people hold about them.

mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 03:22

I dont really listen any more... Oh, stay abreast of current situations. Its all propaganda, all of it! very very awful. Im nearly 50 and am so sad by what is going on. Ok, Ive never seen myself as being a racist. We are totally bombarded now. Our beautiful England is no more. Blimey, need another truffle but will resist.

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spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:22

I read one of the most hideous government idiocies yesterday.

I could not believe it.

All politics now is foolish.

Really, I am uber political - but hate the fuckers.

spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:23

Eat the truffle.

spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:25

Jeysus (off topic), but could one of you tell me where I put my roach? (cigarette, nothing sinister)

AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 03:26

Which idiocy was it spiders?

mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 03:28

Yes, but the government also know this so they push them to such a degree that they want them to fall... for instance the last strike was held over the bomfire period. Firefighters had to stand down. what the public didnt know was they were all still near the station ready to go. they would never put the public in danger, its a vocation.

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spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:28

Ahh, nothing recent ZZ, last government, disbanded the Foreign Office Library that held the history & the original treaties of our government for the last 600 years.

Apparently, some of it turned up on Ebay.

Well done.

AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 03:29

Down the side of your tin spiders?

That or you've forgotten you've not sorted one yet

spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:31

But I did know that Mums.

Did the government choose the strike date or the fire-fighters?

spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:32

Found it - t'was where you said - thanks.

spiderslegs · 10/09/2011 03:33

Am now smoking with alacrity

mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 03:36

Blimey. Apologies. I have tips if you want them or just use a bit of cardboard. Im pissed, and lap top overtyping

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izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 10/09/2011 03:36

Your roach is most probably smouldering down the side of your highly flammable sofa, spiders.

If my guess is correct, I do hope you'll have the decency to expire while sitting on said sofa so that the stats for fire deaths will go through the roof and no fireman will be harmed by redundancy.

Anyone fancy a Gu choc & vanilla cheesecake and a Stella?

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 10/09/2011 03:39

The sadly very few firefighters I've met have been seriously fit.

cornsylk · 10/09/2011 03:39

I would like a stella.

mumsamilitant · 10/09/2011 03:40

Blimey, glad you found it with guidance... Agent. hope your not a fucking spy.

Strike date was made by union but they knew that average bloke on the watch would never carry it out.

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AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 03:41

Sorry spiders, but I did actually LOL at izzys description of your considerate demise

Do remember to start a thread should the situation come about won't you?

I'll be first in line to judge you harshly.

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