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LindyHemming Fri 09-Sep-11 17:29:14

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PreviouslyonLost Fri 09-Sep-11 17:33:20

If I wasn't so pissed off at 'Biff', 'Chip', and 'Kipper'...I'd raise you 'Pussy' to your 'Knob'.

LadyOfTheManor Fri 09-Sep-11 17:33:32

Like a knob on a cooker?

LindyHemming Fri 09-Sep-11 17:36:15

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midnightexpress Fri 09-Sep-11 17:38:42

Do you think it'll have 'knockers' next week?

fourkids Fri 09-Sep-11 17:39:05

YABU to have a thread on AIBU with the word 'smack' in the title. Brings 'em all running...only to be disappointed that it's not actually about whether it's okay to or not, but about knobs, and not even the sort that come with dangly bits attached grin

LindyHemming Fri 09-Sep-11 17:40:45

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aldiwhore Fri 09-Sep-11 17:43:35

knob for a 9/10 year old?? Sounds a bit basic tbh!

pointydog Fri 09-Sep-11 17:49:17

I knew someone would comment on it being 'basic'.

pointydog Fri 09-Sep-11 17:49:42

Anyway, that sort of nob is spelled nob. To me.

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans Fri 09-Sep-11 17:49:54

I've only just noticed that knob is bonk backwards....

pointydog Fri 09-Sep-11 17:52:10

Do you remember Nosey Bonk?

What a berk he was.

LindyHemming Fri 09-Sep-11 18:07:54

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LeBOF Fri 09-Sep-11 18:09:54

Did you know that berk was rhyming slang for cunt, pointydog?

SuePurblybilt Fri 09-Sep-11 18:10:44

We had Floppy Floppy on the first day. I await Turgid Turgid.

LeBOF Fri 09-Sep-11 18:13:43

With perhaps Tumescent Tumescent for the higher ability groups?

LindyHemming Fri 09-Sep-11 18:15:49

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PreviouslyonLost Fri 09-Sep-11 18:16:02

Ahhh pointydog...Nosey Bonk, you're riddling my memory bank with that one. Been some time since I thought of that weird children's T.V character grin

Onemorning Fri 09-Sep-11 18:16:39


tethersend Fri 09-Sep-11 18:18:59

'Nob' refers to nobility- 'Knob' means a kind of door handle, or a penis.

<name-calling pedant>

spanky2 Fri 09-Sep-11 18:24:31

Thankyou, that cheered me

LindyHemming Fri 09-Sep-11 18:27:18

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pointydog Fri 09-Sep-11 19:07:40

How is berk rhyming slang for cunt, bof? I can't figure it out.

pointydog Fri 09-Sep-11 19:11:31

I can't believe he's planting nosegays

midnightexpress Fri 09-Sep-11 19:15:04

Berk = Berkshire hunt


Though of course by that logic it should be pronounced 'Bark', but hey ho.

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