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To store things in my cleavage and then forget about them...

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NurseFleischerBaum Thu 08-Sep-11 16:24:55

I lost my credit card all day because of this!

I'm not going to stop though, it makes me feel like the heroine of a period drama, hiding a love letter from the stable boy...grin

LaurieFairyCake Thu 08-Sep-11 16:26:49

I noticed myself doing this a few months ago - is it an age thing, I've never seen a young woman doing it confused

I regularly keep my phone and a hanky down there. And last week my lip balm. I do use a handbag but I use my bra when I'm allotmenting or gardening.

Proudnscary Thu 08-Sep-11 16:27:20

Ha ha ha! I so know what you mean. When I was younger I had gigantic bazookas and used to go clubbing with my credit card, keys, chewing gum all stuffed down my cleavage. Voila - no handbag required.

bigredtractor Thu 08-Sep-11 16:30:06

So long as it's not the TV remote...

cjbk1 Thu 08-Sep-11 16:30:08

Ha ha ha mine are normal sized but I still store stuff in there in fact at a big rugby game the attendant handed me some bit of paper and I automatically stuffed it in a bra cup and carried on but I think I got a few raised eye brows blush

NurseFleischerBaum Thu 08-Sep-11 16:30:45

Might be an age thing...I never used to have quite so much space down there. I wonder if we'll start storing larger and larger things? shock Bicycles? Small children? I also have a good biscuit shelf now grin

fanjobanjowanjo Thu 08-Sep-11 16:31:20

Haha wish mine were large enough smile

LaurieFairyCake Thu 08-Sep-11 16:32:38

I've 36*J*'s - I could keep a rugby team down there grin

I think I'd quite like that wink

slavetofilofax Thu 08-Sep-11 16:33:50

I do it too, and I think I am young ish!

sad That means I'm not really young anymore, doesn't it? sad

I love it when a tenner that I had forgotten about falls out of my bra at bedtime.

Illegitimate Thu 08-Sep-11 16:34:29

A cup here. I couldn't hide a letter in it but maybe the stamp to send the letter?

Proudnscary Thu 08-Sep-11 16:35:40

You know the book test? You aren't supposed to be able to hold a book under your tit as 'should' be too pert to hold it up? When I was about 18 I had GG boobs (they are loads smaller now) and my party trick was to hold a chair under one.

<Looks smug> <For some reason>

didldidi Thu 08-Sep-11 16:36:10

I often put my mp3 in there when jogging and have no pockets. Only remembered a nappy sack last week (dog walking) when it started rustling!

SouthernFriedTofu Thu 08-Sep-11 16:36:48

it could be so much worse!

NurseFleischerBaum Thu 08-Sep-11 16:39:11

Proudnscary what skills!

I heard it was a pencil you weren't supposed to be able to hold under there. That upset me for a bit when I was 13 and already had C cups that could easily hold a fat crayon, let alone an HB!

JosieRosie Thu 08-Sep-11 16:39:43

I do it too and I'm 31. When I don't have pockets and not wearing a jacket, I put my MP3 player and Oyster card down the sides of my bra! And put my keys down my sports bra when I go running grin

MilkandWine Thu 08-Sep-11 16:43:18

I remember going out clubbing with my best friend as a teen. We were in toilets reapplying our make up in the mirrors. My BF then reached into her top and pulled out a lipstick, powder compact and a small vial of perfume.

At 16 it almost seemed like a magic trick! sadly I am too 'under endowed' to get away with it. Any lumps or bumps would show up most suspiciously.

JodieHarsh Thu 08-Sep-11 16:45:50

I store spare change in my hammock bra of a night out.

Forget about it, get home, take off bra, find have developed what resembles chicken pox only with coin of the realm instead of spots.

A pound coin stuck on all night once. True story. When I peeled it off I had an imprint of the queen's profile just above my nipple.

BoastingByStealth Thu 08-Sep-11 16:46:21

Quite frankly, OP, I believe you are boasting by stealth that you have a cleavage buxom enough so things can get lost there!! grin)

JodieHarsh Thu 08-Sep-11 16:46:31

(Also put a wrap of coke in there once but that's a whole nother story)

Fatshionista Thu 08-Sep-11 16:47:04

I keep my phone, notes, mobile and keys in my bra.

I'm young grin

NurseFleischerBaum Thu 08-Sep-11 16:49:46

Gah! Boastingbystealth you got me grin I love the word buxom. Why can't fashions these days tend towards huge skirts, corsets and eye-watering cleavage? Am also picturing myself with a flagon of ale in each hand (both for me.)

StrandedBear Thu 08-Sep-11 16:51:31

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JodieHarsh Thu 08-Sep-11 16:51:33

Some of us do dress more or less like that, Nurse grin

aldiwhore Thu 08-Sep-11 16:52:02

I am jealous. My boobs aren't small, but are wide set (think 'strange growths under the armpits without a bra') and I got all excited once when I found a peanut in my bra!

Corsetts I would love to be normal attire along with the huge skirts, jugs of ale, and of course, Mr Darcy.

MyGoldfishIsEvil Thu 08-Sep-11 16:54:51

SouthernFriedTofu that is a great article - I particularly like the picture of her wearing the bra. Not gratuitous of the DM at all wink

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