Talk

As long as it's only the dinner he'll be eating.....

Does he not have a mobile?
Can't you call him?
Don't give his dinner to his mate.

and Yabu for saying nom nom nom.

Katie

Bet it's not just the table that will be getting laid

Whats up with nom nom nom? and have texted him he's at a pool match so could be ages, i'm keeping my head down on the computer as i think his mate sort of fancies me. he's fit alright but he's DPs mate

I wouldn't. Unless DP had proper fucked me off and I wanted to make him livid.

Send the mate to meet your DP at the pub and stop being such an idiot.

Eat your tea.

I fear this won't end well.....

I've had mine, greedy mary i am.

Shag his mate..you know you want too.

Don't you have enough for both of them? Food, that is.

Hehe at 'great at cooking' and 'season n shake chicken'

DP's mate is looking for DP

DP is not at your house

Why is DP's mate still there? He needs to find your DP not keep you from your dinner

You can have a "word" with DP about how disrespectful it is to ignore the dinner you've made him later...

Katie
have you decided yet?!

DP always does this, says hes coming round for tea then is at the pub, maybe this will teach him a lesson?

his mate is barred from the pub the pool match is in, so he's waiting here. and wtf is wrong with 'season 'n shake' by the way?

Have you namechanged just to post this?

What did he get barred for?

Is it the one with the ad where you shove a bit of chicken in a bag with pre mixed spices and shake it? Then bung it in the oven?

FFS -you know this won't end well OP.

Call your dp and tell him to get his arse home before you end up landing on his mates cock.

god one at a time (funny old game this internet lark) i have namechanged for this, DP knows my user name and i don't want this to get out of hand. the mate got barred for cheating in a pool match lolololol