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PontyMython Tue 06-Sep-11 14:52:49

If you decide for the first time ever to do some crafty stuff with your toddler, and get a bit overenthusiastic with the glitter, please make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before changing their nappy.

My little boy is now the very proud owner of a sparkly willy blush

CailinDana Tue 06-Sep-11 14:54:07

Aww grin

BullieMama Tue 06-Sep-11 14:55:16

lol Its worse when they eat it and have sparkly poo blush

ArseyContarsie Tue 06-Sep-11 14:55:37



you never know, he might have eaten some and will present you with a sparkly poo tomorrow as payback!

ArseyContarsie Tue 06-Sep-11 14:55:58



Honeydragon Tue 06-Sep-11 14:57:13

If he's eaten some crayon too, tomorrow will be spectacular grin

Callin, I went Aaaaaw too blush

Another bit of parenting advice: Don't do arty crafty stuff, unless it's something that can be hosed down in the garden. That's what nursery's for grin wink

PontyMython Tue 06-Sep-11 15:13:21

The best worst thing is, we were actually making a snake. grin

StrandedBear Tue 06-Sep-11 15:16:01

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MangoMonster Tue 06-Sep-11 15:25:53


PerryCombover Tue 06-Sep-11 15:28:38

Aw a sparkly willy

How very apt Ponty - thank you, though, for making me laugh out very loudly at your doings!

PontyMython Tue 06-Sep-11 16:19:49

I have warned DH that he will get a shock next time he's changing DS grin

Sn0wGoose Tue 06-Sep-11 16:43:11

DH is now shouting up the stairs asking what I'm giggling at! grin

worraliberty Tue 06-Sep-11 16:44:44

Or before changing a tampon blush

<Bitter experience of accidental vajazzling>

MrBloomsNursery Tue 06-Sep-11 16:47:23

If your baby ever comes back from nursery and he has grainy poo that doesn't seem to wipe away, you'll know he's been eating sand!! Happened to DD too many times I can remember!

PontyMython Tue 06-Sep-11 17:54:54

Worra that is brilliant grin suddenly I'm glad I'm not on my period right now! Would definitely be vajazzled...

PicaK Wed 07-Sep-11 12:46:13


sunshinelifeisgood Wed 07-Sep-11 12:51:49

aww bless him. That has set my smile up for what is going to be a very long and tedious day.... Yasnbu smile

LRDTheFeministDragon Wed 07-Sep-11 12:52:35

grin worra, was it not itchy?

itisnearlysummer Wed 07-Sep-11 12:53:42

I bet he loves it too!

mrsravelstein Wed 07-Sep-11 12:55:51

reminds me of that old anecdote/urban myth about the lady who hasn't' got time for a shower before she goes to her gynaecologist, so randomly uses her kids washcloth, not realising it has been used to wipe glitter off hands, gynaecologist comments on what an effort she has made - though of course this was in pre vajazzle days

Soups Wed 07-Sep-11 12:59:00

a willyazzle

SmethwickBelle Wed 07-Sep-11 13:04:12


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