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Fuzzled Fri 02-Sep-11 13:31:47

To come and tidy up the mess DS has just made in the living room while eating his biscuit?

I know I gave it to him and I watched him eat it and make the mess. (Only marginally less mess than when DH gave him a rusk - DVD player is still sticky! grin ) But still...

Which one of you have chained the fairy up so I don't get a shot?! hmm wink

gillybean2 Fri 02-Sep-11 13:33:37

YABU - I want them to come here first!

CoffeeIsMyFriend Fri 02-Sep-11 13:34:52

hmmf I think I am the bloody fairy in this house.

I cant wait for the kids to go back to school - only for my house to stay tidy. DS is fine, he confines mess to his bedroom and tidies up after himself. DD on the other hand leaves a trail of destruction as she wanders round the house.

Shoes, socks, plates, tissues (why) drinks, dolls, glittery bloody things everywhere...

cleanteeth Fri 02-Sep-11 13:35:02

I've been wondering where she's gone aswell!
If you find her could you send her my way once she's done at yours, I have a mountain of ironing that needs doing sad

Fuzzled Fri 02-Sep-11 13:35:56

Ironing is a nasty word in this house. Almost as bad as <whispers> dusting... grin

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 02-Sep-11 13:40:28

I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. sad The cleaning fairy is in our house. Somewhere. I haven't seen her for a few days and I fear she has got lost in the mess and clutter. As soon as I dig her out find her I will chain her up so she can't escape send her to the highest bidder.

Fuzzled Fri 02-Sep-11 13:44:28

I bid
• Half a chewed biscuit
• New pair of ladies jeans coated in said biscuit
• one DS refusing to contemplate a nap, despite falling over 'cause he is so tired.

Do I win?! wink

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 02-Sep-11 13:47:09

'Do I win?! '

Ummm, let me think about it ...


No. angry

cleanteeth Fri 02-Sep-11 13:47:41

I bid my pile of ironing, the pile of dishes in the sink and the lovely bird ripped in half that my cat has kindly left on the front step.
I think I should win!

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 02-Sep-11 13:48:23

'I think I should win!'

NO! angry

Fuzzled Fri 02-Sep-11 14:22:43

Pretty please?! wink

TheVermiciousKnid Fri 02-Sep-11 14:29:22

NO! angry

She's mine, all mine!

SDTGisAnEvilGenius Fri 02-Sep-11 15:20:51

I would love the cleaning fairy to visit me - but I fear that, if she did, the poor sparkly thing would have a nervous breakdown at the sight of my kitchen floor. blush

BTW - in my mind, the cleaning fairy looks like Anthea Turner, but with tutu and sparkly wings. grin

iloveroses Fri 02-Sep-11 16:13:01

The cleaning fairy ? HE is cleaning my kitchen as I type.

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