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GotArt Fri 02-Sep-11 06:09:39

Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man. Or is this just 3 month postpartum horny hormones. I mean seriously, where did it come from. I just wanted to watch the movie and now this! DH isn't due home from work for at least an hour.

needsanswers Fri 02-Sep-11 06:43:40

LMFAO that is classic smile do what you need to do lol

Sn0wflake Fri 02-Sep-11 07:09:58

God it's a bit early for this isn't it? I'm trying to eat my muesli.

catgirl1976 Fri 02-Sep-11 07:10:49

Get it out of your system GotArt

babybarrister Fri 02-Sep-11 07:14:01

I am just eating my toast .... I agree a bit early - leave it for tonight!

MadFerret Fri 02-Sep-11 07:15:56

If your husband looks like Robert Downey JR, then wait for him, if not, then you know what you have to do....

I have just finnished my all bran and youghurt, though. Your dh on a night shift?

HairyGrotter Fri 02-Sep-11 07:29:11

Make sure you wash your hands before brekkie. Flick away

Animation Fri 02-Sep-11 07:34:01

Yeah - I'm eating marmite on toast! confused

Sofabitch Fri 02-Sep-11 07:35:51

Yabu if the baby is watching

Otherwise go for it

youarekidding Fri 02-Sep-11 07:53:05

grin

They say listen to your body and do what it's telling you!

SayCoolNowSayWhip Fri 02-Sep-11 07:56:22

<splutters over breakfast>

I knew I'd regret clicking on this thread....

MorelliOrRanger Fri 02-Sep-11 08:09:40

PMSL - YANBU to want to as he's fit in that movie, but YABU to start a post about it before 8am grin

porcamiseria Fri 02-Sep-11 08:51:49

eewwwwwwwww, wait till you are 6 months PG....

TaudrieTattoo Fri 02-Sep-11 08:56:03

This is hilarious!

I was wondering what the first post was going to be...

...to music?
...to the rhythm of the washing machine?
...to within an inch of my life?

But no, it was Robert Downey Jr!

Fill your boots, lassie!

spookshowangellovesit Fri 02-Sep-11 08:58:24

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa, felling this horny is a blessing that must be enjoyed. so enjoy away with robert or who ever else happens to cross your mind whilst you contemplate......

nenevomito Fri 02-Sep-11 08:59:01

<composes self>

<goes to strategy meeting with a grin>

.....Although possibly not as bit a grin as the OP.

WickedWitchofExpandingGirth Fri 02-Sep-11 09:00:13

The delectable Robert Downey Jr is more likely to have that effect on women, than washing machines.....

TaudrieTattoo Fri 02-Sep-11 09:02:50

Oh I dunno, I get along quite well with mine when it's on a fast spin...

NevermindtheNargles Fri 02-Sep-11 09:20:35

<Eyes pile of dirty washing>

Maybe that's why I'm so uptight, I don't do enough washing.

NevermindtheNargles Fri 02-Sep-11 09:20:35

<Eyes pile of dirty washing>

Maybe that's why I'm so uptight, I don't do enough washing.

GotArt Fri 02-Sep-11 18:37:05

grin My apologies for 'its too early in the morning for that' topic... it was around 10pm for me. lol

Delectable indeed he is.

I have a washer dryer stacked combo and its tucked into its own closet so there's no sittin' on it.

All I can say is the Orgasm is back! Thank you Robert! grin

cyb Fri 02-Sep-11 19:07:19

He is delectable

But unfortunately is expecting a baby with his wfe

So the chances of him becoming Mr Liberty are slim to say the least

GotArt Fri 02-Sep-11 19:14:27

Oh, just realized that my thanking Robert may put DH in a bad light. wink Its not DH, its me. grin

Somehow knowing he is going to be a Dad makes him even more yummy. OH god, I think he is my next celebrity crush. lol

MrsRobertDuvall Fri 02-Sep-11 20:11:41

As long as it's the only Robert you are thinking of.
Mine is out of bounds.

cyb Fri 02-Sep-11 21:17:37

Oh I dont think you'll have to fight anyone off dead

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