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AIBU to think romance is dead when....

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flipflapdoodle Mon 29-Aug-11 19:47:39

despite searching the undersink and understairs cupboard...... and my general fondness for all things candlelit... I CAN NOT FIND A CHUFFING CANDLE ANY WHERE IN THE HOUSE..... (other than one in the shape of the number 6 which is hardly romantic.....).... I'm old and fat and wrinkly and need candle light.... Oh well, I will now settle down with a cup of horlicks and my nice wholesome dressing gown and a nice quite game of sudoko......

Tchootnika Mon 29-Aug-11 19:49:17

Eh?

AuntieMonica Mon 29-Aug-11 19:51:26

<hands OP a tea light>

it's vanilla scented so if you can smell burnt cauliflower it's my dinner it'll soon go

purplepidjin Mon 29-Aug-11 19:52:03

Yabu

You need decent light to see the numbers

SouthernFriedTofu Mon 29-Aug-11 19:54:14

put the number 6 candle in to a coloured vase of some sort.

BibiBlocksberg Mon 29-Aug-11 19:55:41

I always say, the romance goes out of the window when the unbridled farting starts smile

<proffers recycled celebrations tin full of (scented) tealights>

Tchootnika Mon 29-Aug-11 19:56:12

put the number 6 candle in to a coloured vase of some sort.
... or whittle it into the shape of a lovely swan.

SouthernFriedTofu Mon 29-Aug-11 20:09:33

I second the swan idea, and the not farting idea.

Does that help you OP with your night of passoin?

Tchootnika Mon 29-Aug-11 20:11:32

Surely chucking the sudoku would help with any night of passion.
Or am I just horribly old fashioned and naive?

mo3d Mon 29-Aug-11 20:13:03

Tchootnika grin

Tchootnika Mon 29-Aug-11 20:13:55

Actually I take back what I just said about the sudoku.
I admit it, I'm jealous, cos i can't do them.

PicaK Mon 29-Aug-11 20:17:37

You need to do an IKEA run.

Personally I think romance is dead when DH texts you from his weekend away with DS to update me on the colour and texture of DS's poo..... I used to get missives about how much he missed me.

mo3d Mon 29-Aug-11 20:18:26

I think the OP must have taken your advise and be whittling that candle Tchoo.

I hope he's worth the effort!!

EduStudent Mon 29-Aug-11 21:31:36

Burn the sudoku, bask in its glow.

SarahStratton Mon 29-Aug-11 22:34:58

I hate suduko because I cant do it and the DDs can

Tchootnika Mon 29-Aug-11 22:38:31

I hope OP has been happily whittling.
Maybe she could turn the sudoku into some nice origami waterlilies to surround the swan...

YankNCock Mon 29-Aug-11 22:40:14

I couldn't do sudoku until I got an app on my phone for it. Still can't seem to do them on paper, but I can do really hard ones on the screen!

flipflapdoodle Tue 30-Aug-11 06:29:29

Thank you, will try a candle whittling in future, although I quite like blazing sudoko idea...... grin

Thumbwitch Tue 30-Aug-11 06:33:37

Who were you expecting to buy the candles? If you have run out and not replaced them then you only have yourself to blame, y'know!

I have candles everywhere and a boxful in the cupboard but rarely set them alight (3yo in the house) - romance may be dead here too! grin

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