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AuntiePickleBottom Sun 28-Aug-11 12:05:58

there is a irratating noise coming from somewhere in the room, would it be UR to smash everything in hope of stopping this noise

Empusa Sun 28-Aug-11 12:06:49

You;ll just find it's in a another room or outside if you did! grin

AgentZigzag Sun 28-Aug-11 12:07:55

I was going to say don't be daft, but if it's a Random Irritating Noise YANBU smile

Start with the telly <<helpful>>

squeakytoy Sun 28-Aug-11 12:08:32

Make sure the noise isnt coming from somewhere else first grin

I spent a good hour looking for my phone the other day. I could hear it vibrating. I had all the cushions off the sofas, everything pulled out into the middle of the room... could still hear the bugger.

Then realised it was on the bedroom floor on charge, and the vibrating was coming through the ceiling.. grin

AgentZigzag Sun 28-Aug-11 12:08:44

Are you sure it's not a DC?

AuntiePickleBottom Sun 28-Aug-11 12:10:23

not the dc, DD is having a nap and DS is out with GP

ShirleyKnot Sun 28-Aug-11 12:12:07

It's the smoke alarm

worraliberty Sun 28-Aug-11 12:13:43

You know the little thing with wires in that's inside a musical birthday card? They sound really weird and spooky when the battery's running out.

I taped one to the underneath of my mate's bed and she ripped the whole room apart before she found it. At one point she thought her house was haunted grin

AuntiePickleBottom Sun 28-Aug-11 12:14:52

worral, you on onto something there

Thumbwitch Sun 28-Aug-11 12:15:54

ok, describe the noise, we'll track it down for you.

Worra - that's pure evil. shockgrin

AuntiePickleBottom Sun 28-Aug-11 12:22:04

it's like a creeky sound

Thumbwitch Sun 28-Aug-11 12:24:41

is it intermittent? constant? Is it very windy where you are? Do you have an open door? do you have wooden windows? Is someone shagging in the room next door?

AgentZigzag Sun 28-Aug-11 12:26:52

grin at creaky shagging.

AuntiePickleBottom Sun 28-Aug-11 12:32:33

found it, a blooming toy with a button stuck

Thumbwitch Sun 28-Aug-11 12:34:06

Phew! What a relief.
DS has a toy car with a very sensitive touch button on the top that used to go off randomly in the evenings sometimes if it wasn't put away properly - I'm amazed it's survived, tbh - scared me silly a few times!

SquongebobSparepants Sun 28-Aug-11 12:40:02

Now you have solved yours, I have a toy frog in here that croaks when it sense movemtn. BUT we are not moving, and it keeps going off on one, and I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS.

Something in the room is moving and setting it off, but we are all sitting on the sofa and I am mildly freaking out.

Thumbwitch Sun 28-Aug-11 12:40:51

A fly maybe? wink

SquongebobSparepants Sun 28-Aug-11 12:45:33


it can't be a fly as we think it is down the back of a chair or toybox...

Thumbwitch Sun 28-Aug-11 12:47:32

ooo, that's tricky. Since Aunty no longer needs to pull her living room to bits, perhaps you could do yours instead?

SquongebobSparepants Sun 28-Aug-11 13:03:27

but I'm ill

<<cough cough>>

<<ribbit ribbit>>

AuntiePickleBottom Sun 28-Aug-11 13:05:59

i'm looking at the mess, but cba to clean it up.

squongebob, that illness you got it very i may have came down with something


SquongebobSparepants Sun 28-Aug-11 14:08:39

<<covers mouth>>

blame the youngest, she gave it to me, but hers didn't turn evil <<glares>>

I think it is the sun, everytime the sun comes out from behind a cloud he kicks off. Stupid thing.

Thumbwitch Sun 28-Aug-11 14:10:11

is it behind the curtain then?

<<passes coughsweets and cold remedy to Squonge and Auntie>>

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