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to never take my baby away from home ever again...

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PrincessJenga Wed 24-Aug-11 21:35:23

... after inadvertently walking across the hotel car park and into reception with my boob hanging out of my dress?

We took 10 day old PFB on an overnight visit to relatives 'oop north' earlier in the week. Predictably, we had to stop en route to feed him, but it was only as I arrived at reception that I realised I hadn't tucked myself back into my dress properly and I had walked right across the car park (yes, past the family packing up their car and the businessman on his phone) with my boob out.

Oh the shame! Baby and I are staying home until he can feed himself or I work out how to dress myself properly

Crosshair Wed 24-Aug-11 21:36:23

shock yanbu!

Crosshair Wed 24-Aug-11 21:37:05

Least its not as bad as the school playground thread. grin

Moodykat Wed 24-Aug-11 21:37:39

This literally made me laugh out loud! I once did something similar but with no baby involved! At least you had an excuse!

emsyj Wed 24-Aug-11 21:37:50

Ah, I have done this <nods sympathetically>. I only noticed when I got into the car and nearly sliced off my nipple with the seat belt.

You will live through this. Stay strong!

Dozer Wed 24-Aug-11 21:37:55

Och, that's totally fine, dinnae worry!

FriggFRIGG Wed 24-Aug-11 21:38:23

oh you poor thing,wine

PrincessJenga Wed 24-Aug-11 21:41:58

<downs the wine and wanders off to find the school playground thread>

PrincessJenga Wed 24-Aug-11 21:47:45

I can't find it crosshair, can you post a link?

kangers Wed 24-Aug-11 21:53:19

emsyj grin

Whatmeworry Wed 24-Aug-11 22:01:10

Nice one smile

Still, not as embarassing as the Plumber Flounce a month or so back though :D

Big glass of wine

issey6cats Wed 24-Aug-11 22:05:07

nearly as embarrasing as walking round a well known gay club in blackpool with my dress tucked into my knickers after a visit to the ladies and no one told me for about half an hour

MissMarjoribanks Wed 24-Aug-11 22:06:53

Haven't managed this, but have flashed my boobs several times in M&S cafe whilst chatting and not realising DS had delatched. I also answered the door to someone mid feed, had a long conversation and only after shutting the door realised I'd not hoiked my bra back up and had leaked very obviously all over my top. blush

PicaK Wed 24-Aug-11 22:17:52

Pmsl - hilarious!

PrincessJenga Wed 24-Aug-11 22:19:50

I have to admit that as I quickly stuffed myself back into my dress I was thinking 'oh well, at least it wasn't in front of the plumber... And no-one will tell my hairdresser'

Thank you for sharing your embarrassing tales to make me feel better and even more terrified of feeding away from home

pushmepullyou Wed 24-Aug-11 22:24:35

I opened the door to our new gardener/handyman and his male teenage assistant a couple of weeks ago. I carried on quite a long and detailed conversation about what we wanted doing. There were gestures. I stepped into the street to point out a leaking downpipe. I pointed up to the roof.

Then I went inside and saw myself in the mirror. You guessed it - boob entirely out, nipple winking in the sunshine <sigh>

Spagbolagain Wed 24-Aug-11 22:35:54

Oh don't worry about it, we northerners are an earthy lot grin

Did similar in pub. Feeling smug at mastering discreet bf while enjoying a pleasant meal. Went to the bar for more drinks, treated the barman to cheeky nipple that I had failed to replace inside feeding top or bra. Ooooops.

BimboNo5 Wed 24-Aug-11 22:53:12

I dont get how you can not notice the air around your nips? Are you closet flashers really?

ouryve Wed 24-Aug-11 22:54:22

Oooh, poor you grin

Is baby in bed yet? If so: wine

MoominsAreScary Wed 24-Aug-11 23:15:37

Don't worry about it op last year my 7 year old pulled my top right down in the swimming pool, they put the wave machine on and he was clinging to my top, which by this point was round my stomach for dear life, dp had to prise him off

Dn 18 months pulled my sisters top right down last week infront of her fil,

It seems that even when you stop bf they will be the cause of you flashing at random strangers and your pil for a number of years

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