To want to decapitate the family member who ate my chocolate?

[cambridgeferret]

Just having a rave....

Coming home on ferry at weekend, saw a 8 pack of small Valrhona chocolate bars, 33%, 40% 66% and 70% cocoa, thought "lovely, that will do for the 'kids in bed' time"
Ate one, put the rest in high cupboard, came to indulge yesterday, and....

guess what.......

One bar left

Mr Ferret AND small ferrets both deny involvement.
Is it right to be this worked up over a pack of chocolate, folks?

[Pamplemoussse]

YANBU

guts and garters spring to mind

(I hide my choc in the wardrobe)

[nocake]

I'd call in CSI to track down the perpetrator. Then you will be sure you're decapitating the right person.

[greengirl87]

if it were my chocolate there would be two shallow graves in the back yard!

[msbuggywinkle]

Make sure they buy you more before you do behead anyone though!

[nickelbabe]

someone's lying.


yanbu.

[nickelbabe]

my ex used to do this all the time.
his excuse would be "but it's been there a week, so i thought you didn't want it"
even though i told him every single time not to touch it!

[LordOfTheFlies]

No court in this land would convict you.

I am only surprised you are not writing this from a police cell

[purplepidjin]

Yanbu, it's stealing (albeit on a minor level) and then lying about that stealing.

Although actual decapitation is pretty messy, you might want to think about who's going to have to clean up once it's done...

[nickelbabe]

double punishment - the person who's been decapitated should clean up the mess.