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To want to decapitate the family member who ate my chocolate?

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cambridgeferret Wed 24-Aug-11 12:39:22

Just having a rave....

Coming home on ferry at weekend, saw a 8 pack of small Valrhona chocolate bars, 33%, 40% 66% and 70% cocoa, thought "lovely, that will do for the 'kids in bed' time"
Ate one, put the rest in high cupboard, came to indulge yesterday, and....

guess what.......

One bar left angry

Mr Ferret AND small ferrets both deny involvement.
Is it right to be this worked up over a pack of chocolate, folks?

Pamplemoussse Wed 24-Aug-11 12:40:22


guts and garters spring to mind

(I hide my choc in the wardrobe)

nocake Wed 24-Aug-11 12:40:54

I'd call in CSI to track down the perpetrator. Then you will be sure you're decapitating the right person.

greengirl87 Wed 24-Aug-11 12:43:48

if it were my chocolate there would be two shallow graves in the back yard!

msbuggywinkle Wed 24-Aug-11 12:43:54

Make sure they buy you more before you do behead anyone though!

nickelbabe Wed 24-Aug-11 12:44:36

someone's lying.


nickelbabe Wed 24-Aug-11 12:45:09

my ex used to do this all the time.
his excuse would be "but it's been there a week, so i thought you didn't want it"
even though i told him every single time not to touch it!

LordOfTheFlies Wed 24-Aug-11 12:47:02

No court in this land would convict you.

I am only surprised you are not writing this from a police cell

purplepidjin Wed 24-Aug-11 12:50:22

Yanbu, it's stealing (albeit on a minor level) and then lying about that stealing.

Although actual decapitation is pretty messy, you might want to think about who's going to have to clean up once it's done...

nickelbabe Wed 24-Aug-11 13:06:37

double punishment - the person who's been decapitated should clean up the mess.

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