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To actually stick a cork up dhs arse

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Sofabitch Sun 21-Aug-11 21:36:09

If he farts again I think I might. It's gross and disgusting and makes me heave. Especially when the fan blows it straight at me.
Why do they have to fart so much. ?

Pamplemoussse Sun 21-Aug-11 21:36:59

fan? are you somewhere hot, or sitting in an oven?

Sofabitch Sun 21-Aug-11 21:37:54

It's crazy hot in our house. No idea why. Just south uk

hiddenhome Sun 21-Aug-11 21:40:34

ds1 farts a lot and he's been banished up to his bedroom right now instead of being able to watch the movie in the lounge. It's really antisocial imo. It's bad enough when it's a kid, but a dh doing it is just vile. Do they honestly think you can fancy them when they do stuff like that? Yuck angry

ImperialBlether Sun 21-Aug-11 21:42:06

That's disgusting. I've seen tons of women on here who say it doesn't bother them and I just don't understand them at all. It's so disrespectful.

Sn0wflake Sun 21-Aug-11 21:46:34

Oh please. Dh and I fart when we need's natural and you are being weird and uptight.

However if very smelly I may go to another room to do it.

jubblicious Sun 21-Aug-11 21:50:01

My DH farts I'm bed with the covers tucked around him. He then asks me for a hug, I move over and get the waft!! It absolutely stinks!! I ten make him get the febreeze out!!

Sofabitch Sun 21-Aug-11 21:50:08

They are exceptionally frequent and smelly this evening. I'm actually convinced something has died up there.

musttidyupmusttidyup Sun 21-Aug-11 21:52:33

It pisses me right off. You are not weird or uptight - there are somethings that don't have to be shared!

MissPenteuth Sun 21-Aug-11 21:53:56

Are they supposed to hold it in then?

lady007pink Sun 21-Aug-11 21:59:33

roflmao at this thread

tethersend Sun 21-Aug-11 22:00:51

Pull my finger

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 21-Aug-11 22:01:24

Don't use a cork. It might shoot out and break a window orsomething.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows Sun 21-Aug-11 22:02:11

Audible but non-scented doesn't bother me. Much. But letting a silent but deadly escape is grounds for divorce IMO.

YouDoTheMath Sun 21-Aug-11 22:03:12

tethersend grin

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